Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted....

I wish me and my brother weren't having a flame war.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Granted.

I wish me and TZB would stop kick warring.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, one of you dies.

I wish that I had power.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but people kill you for having too much.

I wish that I had a hoard of tame, controlled flying monkeys.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, they are howler monkeys.


I wish that I could change my voice at will.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but people get freaked out and kill you.

I wish that I was an author.

 

[Milo Thatch]

You write something so bad, haters murder you.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

NO wish.....

I wish that I had swagaliciousness.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but you turn into an annoying swaggy nerd and everybody hates you.

I wish I could use emoticons in real life.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but you turn into an annoying emoticon using nerd and everybody hates you.

Fixed for my purpose.

I wish that everyone in the world liked me.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, an pilot of an airplane swoops down to say hi to you, killing you.

I wish I lived in the Pokemon world.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But someone thinks that you (shadow the hedgehog) are a Pokemon and catches you, but since you are not, you get squashed and die.

I wish that I was always happy

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you get happily murdered.


I wish I had a syringe gun.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it breaks.

I wish that everyone on this forum knew how to use proper grammar.

 

[Lolcrawler]

Granting, but I has nos ideas what you means, bda gramamr

I wish that I was

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you get buried underground and forgotten.

I wish that I was a god.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but you become

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But it breaks before you can use it

I wish that I was
always moving

 

[User4042]

Granted, but the wish fairy or whatnot misinterprets it as you moving homes.

I wish I could catch 'em all.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but the wish fairy or whatnot misinterprets it as you moving homes.

I wish I could catch 'em all.

Granted, you catch every disease in existence.

I wish I had the power to warp between time periods with the snap of a finger.

 

[Shyghoul]

granted but you to the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 into the future where there is no earth, thus killing yourself

i wish i was a kitten

 

[Giga12]

Granted, somebody skins you for your elegant fur.

I wish I owned YouTube.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you have to pay a lot of money to host it. Money you don't have.


I wish I had Adamantium blades in me

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, they're in your chest backwards. And poisonous.

I wish I had eye lasers.

 

[Milo Thatch]

They reflect on you, killing you.
I wish I had Kirby's power to inhale.