Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[RedShell]

Granted, but then your SD card explodes when the download is finished.

I wish I could fly in a cloud.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but Mario steals it.

I wish enemies were less common in Bravely Default (I bought it on cartridge).

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they're 50x harder

I wish I was taller

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but you grow too tall and are shunned from civilization

I wish I had an awesome monocle.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but it falls off like .

I wish I was smarter.

 

[RedShell]

Granted, but you're stuck on 1+1. You can do it all else.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Y U NO WISH FOR TEENGS

I wish and I were friends in real life.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But he eats you

I wish that Yoshis went extinct

 

[User4042]

Granted, but nothing happens since Yoshis are fictional.
I wish I had more stamina.

 

[RedShell]

You run so fast you crash into a cliff and die.
I wish Ghasts were not in Minecraft.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but they come back when you swap the difficulty back to Easy/Normal/Hard.

I wish I didn't have this headache.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but now you have a stomachache.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

To obtain world peace: kill everyone.


Please let me sleep...

 

[Giga12]

Granted, you sleep forever.

I wish Mario Kart 8 was out now!

 

[RedShell]

Granted, but it turns out crappy.

I wish I could breathe Fire.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but you give your mouth sixth-degree burns every time you do.

I wish the whole world was Pink Gold.

 

[RedShell]

That's bad already. Nothing happened.

I wish Pink Gold Peach died.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, a ghost version of her appeared.

I wish my summer break started now.

 

[RedShell]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Pink Gold Peach now lives in the Netherworld with me!!

Also granted, but it ends in six weeks so you miss all your holidays.

I wish I had my body back (I'm a ghost)

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. Your body had underwent decomposition, so yeah.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But you didn't wish

I wish the user above had wished

 

[Nysic]

Granted, she wishes for you to die.

I wish I could hang out with

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted. You and Luigi are hung.

I wish I had another wish.

 

[RedShell]

Granted. You don't get to pick your wish. You are killed by Darth Vader.

I wish it was always Star Wars weekend.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, the stars make war with each other and cause a supernova that kills us all.

I wish I never ran out of energy.