Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[RedShell]

Granted, but you don't realise you are therefore lose lung capacity and, uh, die.

I wish we could all be friends.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then others are jealous, and we are assassinated

I wish that good wishes are always good wishes

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, but you don't realise you are therefore lose lung capacity and, uh, die.

I wish we could all be friends.

Wut.

Granted, but bad wishes are always bad wishes, and a bad wish for us to die makes us all die.

I wish I could produce anvils.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then you couldn't control it, and suffocate yourself with anvils

I wish that good wisher are always good wishes, and bad wishes are never bad wishes, for bad wishes cannot be made without the genie said "OH HEEEELL NO!"

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, but genies learn to swear, and grant bad wishes because eff you they kinda have to. The only things you can't wish for are love, resurrection, and more wishes remember. ANYWAY, the genies start granting bad wishes and the world ends. Phew.

I wish I was the god of sus.

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but sus doesn't exist, so technically, neither do you.

I wish Geno was in SSB4.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but only as a stiff, static doll.

I wish Dark Pit was in SSB4.

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but in the game, he sucks.

I wish Dixie Kong was in SSB4.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but as a trophy.

I wish Goku and Shrek were not in SSB4.

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but Vegeta and whatever that donkey's name is are.

I wish Shadow wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then tails, knuckles, and eggman get in and act as team characters

I wish that this wish was infallible

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but that is impossible, as thus the wish is invalid and doesn't come true.

I wish all of my favorite Nintendo characters got into SSB4.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then they all suck

I wish that I was amazing

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but you're so amazing that you explode into amazingness.

I wish I was the most popular guy in the world.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But you get shot because jealousy

I wish that was

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but is now and it creates some random paradox thingy.

I wish wasn't in the next Mario Kart game.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but Blue Silver is in instead.

I wish Baby Rosalina was replaced by another .

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but then there's two Baby Luigi's and it's just confusing as shit.

I wish Bowser Jr. was in SSB4 and he didn't suck.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then he is far too buffed and ruins the game cuz' everyone pays as him.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

You explode for no reason.

I wish Rosalina wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, they replace her with Pink Gold Peach, who becomes the most annoying character in the game.

I wish my SNES could work again.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted, but it only plays these games. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POcR7MWPLCM

I wish Waluigi was playable in SSB4.

 

[User4042]

He sucks.
I wish that Smash 4's original music was as amazing as Melee's

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted, but it makes the rest of the game suck.

I wish Dr. Mario was in SSB4.

 

[User4042]

He's only an alt. costume
I wish that the Smash 4 game for Wii U came out sooner