Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, you get so excited that you can't think straight, wishing for terrible things.
I wish I could meet Axel Blaze in person.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, he kills you.

I wish Little Mac wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Instead we have Doc Louis.

I wish Wii Fit Trainer wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Giga12]

Granted. Instead we have CD-i Link.

I wish Sonic wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Instead we have Sanic.

I wish Mega Man wasn't in SSB4.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, you get Pink Gold Man

I wish that I could get 100% on every video game ever.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, they all delete your progress when you get there.

I wish I could get off my rear and have a life.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, but you can never do anything even remotely related to when you didn't have a life, including communicating with new friends through the internet.

I wish I could have at least one day where there is technically nothing wrong with me.*

Spoiler

In case you misunderstood that, I'm mainly talking about things like physical illnesses like the common cold and such.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted, but you get so sick of not being sick Yoshi ate you, and you died


I wish Peach and Daisy switched lives

 

[Milo Thatch]

People hate Daisy even more.
I wish King Harkinian was in SSB4, and his Final Smash was Dinner Blaster.

 

[Mintiously]

ANSWER THE QUESTION IDIOT

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. But there wasn't enough food for breakfast.

I wish the internet was free of vandalism.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but the World Wide Web shuts down forever.

I wish that the world (other than the ice caps and such) permanently stayed at 75º F. (~24º C)

 

[Mintiously]

Granted, after 10 weeks nobody comes outside to play because everything is all boring nao.

I wish Luigi had a Wii U

 

[Milo Thatch]

He finds out he's a game, and hangs himself out of depression.

I wish I knew Oblivion Wing.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, but you forget every other move you know.

I wish I could hug Ludwig von Koopa.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. He has glue on his hands, and you get stuck.

I wish Chrom was in SSB4 instead of Lucina.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but Chrom brings along Pink Gold Peach.

I wish Dan Schneider stopped making horrible shows.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, he is stopped by death.

I wish Bowser was playable in Mario Party instead of being a jerk.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, he is stopped by death.

that just makes it even better

Granted, but now there's no bad guy and the game crashes.

I wish I was rich beyond belief.

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, but because you own it, you believe it, as such your wish is invalid.

I wish that Sceptile will not be in a any SSB games.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, Magikarp goes in it's place.

I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but PETA won't let you battle with them.

I wish the economy stayed permanently stable.

 

[3D Player 2004]

I wish that Sceptile will not be in a any SSB games.

that is a bad wish

Granted, but PETA won't let you battle with them.

That just makes it even better.

Anyways, on the last post by Lord Bowser:
But no more technological advancements were made anymore.
I wish that Pokemon games forced the player to play as the boy.

 

[skulldug13]

But all the boys realized that they had no love so they stopped playing Pokemon for ever.
I wish I was my avatar