Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lumastar]

Granted. Your system sucks you into the game and you die in the current chapter.

I wish that Mewtwo would return in Smash 4 as a playable character.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, he is the only remaining Pokemon (no Sceptile or Jigglypuff).

I wish that Sceptile was in Smash 4 as a playable Character.

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, he's absolutely awful

I wish for a brick to be thrown at something that isn't me

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, it is thrown at your house and your house collapses on you and you die.

I wish I could change Mario Kart 8's roster right now.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. You make it bad.

I wish Sceptile will never be in SSB4.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Ivysaur is the last Pokémon rep.

I wish that Dark Bowser was an alternate costume for Bowser in Smash 4.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, he dies in one hit.

I wish a new F-Zero was made.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. The fans and critics hate it.

I wish Mario Kart 8 was playable on 3DS.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. It sucks compared to the Wii U version.

I wish Ridley was playable in SSB4

 

[Lumastar]

Granted, he dies in one hit.

How does a palette swap make Bowser die in one hit?

Granted. It sucks compared to the Wii U version.

I wish Ridley was playable in SSB4

Granted. He's only playable in the Wii U-exclusive Boss Fighters mode.

I wish that Kamek was playable in Mario Kart 9.

 

[Giga12]

Granted. He's the worst character in the game.

I wish I could survive being run over by a car.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. You get many injuries and live an awful life.

I wish the Drosh emoticon was back.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You turn into bones before you can use it.

I wish that Porple would post again.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. He ends the forums afterward.

I wish they put Gamecube games on the Wii U Virtual Console.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. We only get eight titles.

I wish that the next Mario Party would go back to the old style of the franchise (star-collecting, not race to the finish).

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. The roster is the Mario Party 1 roster without Donkey Kong.

I wish they had Free DLC characters for Mario Kart 8.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. The characters are Diamond Rosalina the Happy Meal Man.

I wish that Super Smash Bros. for 3DS would be released worldwide like Pokémon X and Y.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. In order to do that, they had to rush and the translations aren't that good.

I wish Wario wasn't fat.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Waluigi gets fat instead.

I wish that Lakituthequick had his own video game.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, the game isn't good.

I wish that Adolf Hitler, *Insert whatever his first name was here* Hirohito, Joseph Stalin, and Mao Zedong, were never born.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. This person takes over the world. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klara_Hitler

I wish Yoshi wasn't overrated.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, he was never overrated in the first place so nothing changed.
I wish Daisy wasn't underrated.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You decide to stop supporting her.

I wish that you would try more video game franchises.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but I hate them all. Now Nintendo's pretty much my religion.

I wish I was fluent in every language that ever existed ever.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You talk so much to everyone that they form a riot and cause you to hide in exile.

I wish that there will be no delays during this season of Gravity Falls.