Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but the season is... *sob* only 5 episodes long.

I wish it was impossible to be bored.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You will never be satisfied with anything.

I wish that I found a portal into the Pokémon world.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. A pack of rabid Pikachu eat you alive.

I wish Q, X, and Z were used more often.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. C is erased from the alphabet.

I wish that I was a shapeshifter like Anton.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. Your powers are very glitchy and stop working after you turn into a pile of garbage.

I wish Mabel Pines was real.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted.

Spoiler: Gravity Falls

For her to exist, the entirely of Gravity Falls, Oregon must exist and you must become Stanford Pines. You're single, you're fat, your twin brother is sealed in an alternate dimension, your great nephew and niece constantly mess with paranormal activity, you live in fear of a floating triangle, and you die before the end of summer. Have fun!

Uh, I mean you both get hitched and live happily ever after. The end!

Next user gets a Fierce Deity Mask.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but I use the mask to defeat you.

I wish for the Deku Butler's Son to return back to life. :')

 

[Lumastar]

You cannot kill me! I have a fairy am immortal! Either way, I was in the wrong thread when I posted that.

Granted. He lost his memory, and now he wants to kill the king of all mafia (AKA you).

I wish that I had a sandwich.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Noticed that I said defeat, not kill.

Anyways, Granted. However, that sandwich is moldy.

I wish I was in a vacuum.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Anton uses it to clean his attic. You do not survive.

I wish that I was currently playing in an active mafia.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. You're lynched right away.

I wish I had gold teeth.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You lose all of your teeth and can only get two gold teeth.

I wish that 3D Player 2004 would become Daisy for the rest of his/her life.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. You become Pink Gold Peach for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew why she was ackin' so cray-cray.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. You have to use a memory wiper because the reason was so... cray-cray.

I wish I could use 's Magic Paintbrush.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted but you get in trouble for spraying graffiti because you accidentally spill paint on a building.

I wish the Koopalings were still Bowser's children.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. There's no making that wish bad.

I wish kart racing was as awesome as Mario Kart racing.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you realise that falling in lava is much as dangerous as falling in lava in real life.

I wish my throat didn't hurt.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. You get a leg cramp instead.

I wish The Koopalings didn't exist.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted, instead all the bosses are Giant Bowsers.

I wish Bowser jr was in Mario Kart 8

 

[Fazer]

Granted, the programmers made him glitchy.

I wish it was my birthday today.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, you get bad presents.

I wish Teen Titans Go was as good as the original tv series.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted. It was never any good to begin with.

I wish that Mario Party 10 had 4 cuts: Wario, Waluigi, Birdo, and Magikoopa.

 

[marioman1213]

I wish that Mario Party 10 had 4 cuts: Wario, Waluigi, Birdo, and Magikoopa.

I cannot consider this a good wish, as thus I will not make it go weary.

I wish that 3D Player would shut up about wanting any character in Smash.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. He rants about wanting characters in Mario Kart.

I wish liked apples instead of bananas.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Donkey Kong is your new teacher.

I wish 3D Player 2004 would actually play Pokémon.