Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[3D Player 2004]

I used to play it and didn't enjoy it.

I wish for Koopa Kid and Boo to return in Mario Party 10.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Koopa Kid is the star of a dancing minigame featuring a fat, female Koopa Kid who sings opera, and Boos reprise their role from Mario Party 9.

I wish that I had an edible chocolate cake right now.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, there is a toxin in the Cake.

I wish for Koopa Kid and Boo to return in Mario Party 10 as playable characters.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Koopa Kid now wears a blue mask and gloves, and Boo is based on the Boos from Super Mario Sunshine.

I wish that I had a pet Yoshi.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted, the programmers made him glitchy.

Cool!

Granted. He eats you.

I wish Missingno was in Pokémon X and Y.

 

[Mariorules25]

Wish granted but missingo decides to control the entire game making it unplayable and your 3ds explodes kiling you

I wish i lived in the shire

 

[Lord Bowser]

what the hell is a shire? (I'm american if this is a europe thing)

I wish Ebola never existed.

 

[chuggaconroy]

Granted. but she haunts you.
I wish for super Mario sunshine 2

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. It's no where as good compared to the original.

I wish I had infinite Reese candies!

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. but she haunts you.

um, ebola is a highly contagious, deadly disease, not a woman... have you not seen any news at all in the last month?

Granted. You get diabetes.

I wish I was able to teleport.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted by Sonic.exe, who posseses you to let you teleport, but he also makes you kill everyone you love.
I wish I could merge into walls like in Zelda.

 

[chuggaconroy]

Granted. but she haunts you.

um, ebola is a highly contagious, deadly disease, not a woman... have you not seen any news at all in the last month?

Granted. You get diabetes.I live in the UK.

I wish I was able to teleport.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted by Sonic.exe, who posseses you to let you teleport, but he also makes you kill everyone you love.
I wish I could merge into walls like in Zelda.

Granted. The wall you merge into gets demolished.
I wish I had a new camera.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, it doesn't work properly.
I wish Mario Kart 8 had actual Battle Arenas and Mario Kart 7 style Balloon Battle format rules.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, you can't play battle mode online.
I wish there were no diseases in the world.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted, you can't play battle mode online.

still worth the trade-off.
Granted, Humans don't evolve as fast due to less of a driving force.
I wish that Mario Party 1 didn't exist and the series just started right of with Mario Party 2 in 1999 exactly unchanged from our timeline.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, but Nintendo haters makes a big deal about how stupid Nintendo is to call the first game Mario Party 2.
I wish that chuggaconroy would stop spamming on this page.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, he spams another popular thread.
I wish Eevees were easier to catch.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, because you're stupid enough to use your one-and only Master Ball on one.
I wish King Harkinian was a Pokemon.

 

[chuggaconroy]

granted but he only hurts Evee
i wish instead of omega ruby and alpha sapphire there was omega pearl and alpha diamond

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, but it does nothing to improve on the original.
I wish I could travel through time.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, you can only do it once and get stuck in that time period.
I wish I didn't get back pains.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted, you get head cramps

I wish I was luigi.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. You always get overshadowed.

I wish Smash 4 was out.

 

[Mintiously]

Its ok...

Granted. It is rushed and only princess peach's moveset is complete.

I wish Daisy never exsited