Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lumastar]

Granted. Pauline takes her place and has the catchphrase "Let's get fan-ceee!"

I wish that I had a pet Bullet Bill.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. It shoots itself at you.

I wish I had bleventeen packets of Smile Dip.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. You have endless visions of giant dogs.
I wish there were no computer viruses.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Instead we have video game viruses.

I wish 3D Player 2004 played a Mario RPG and liked it.

 

[chuggaconroy]

granted but he hates all the shy guys in the game.
i wish nintendo will announce the next 3d mario game.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Pink Gold Peach is the main character.

I wish Sakurai would make more character reveals.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, he reveals Navi and Baby Mario.
I wish I was a god.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. You're the god of garbage.

I wish 3D Player 2004 would stop putting his opinions above everyone else's.

 

[3D Player 2004]

I never did that in the 1st place.

I wish Daisy and Sceptile were confirmed for Smash Bros as playable characters and they all played well.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. They're downloadable content for $19.99.
I wish I had an Invincibility Leaf.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. You don't know how to control yourself in midair and you end up crashing into a wall.

I wish I had a -12 dollar bill.

 

[RedShell]

Granted. It is a fake one.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Make a wish, Prince Iggy Koopa.

 

[Lord Bowser]

hypocrite much?

I wish more people would wish for something.

 

[Stargazing]

Granted. Their wishes fail horribly.
I wish I was bacon.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. I eat you.

I wish I had my old ambassador 3DS again.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Someone hacked it and sabotaged every game downloaded on the system, replacing each character in each game with metal versions of themselves.

 

[RedShell]

Make wishes!!

I wish Lumas were real.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, then they all sacrifice themselves to stop a Black Hole.
I wish I had Cheesecake. That wouldn't get stolen and isn't poisonous.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. It's a piece the size of an atom.

I wish I had a Super Mushroom.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It turns into a Poison Mushroom and shrinks you.

I wish I had Pokémon Leafgreen.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. It's glitchy and messed up.
I wish I had another party hat.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. It is created by Anton and hypnotizes you, making you his slave.

I wish that Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS would release worldwide.

 

[Specific Neptune]

granted, but the game sucks cause it's not complete yet

i wish for the power to time travel

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. You accidentally travel to the future and get zapped by a robot.

I wish Smash 4 was out and complete.