Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you get Lubba. I like him, but most people hate him, so...

I wish I could meet Rosalina in real life.
 
Granted, they all have some kind of unusual negative consequence attached.

I wish for a copy of Mario Party 9.
 
Granted, but it turned out to be a bad wish.
I wish that I could have two years supply of Jalapeños.
 
Toadgamer said:
Granted, it's so hard you can't even pass the first Goomba.

Sorry, no. I already have the SSB4 demo of the game, and I beat 1-1.

Anyway, granted...except I don’t know what that is, so you get lots of candy. You eat too much and get sick.

I wish for the original Yoshi’s Island (either SNES or GBA is fine).
 
Easter Yoshi said:
Anyway, granted...except I don’t know what that is, so you get lots of candy. You eat too much and get sick.

By the way, it isn't a type of candy. So, it was Jalapenos candy. Jalapenos are more along the lines of vegetables. They have spice to them, but not a lot. Anyways.

Granted. But, the level before the first level brings you back to the beginning when you reach the end. And getting a game over while in the level just deletes the save file.

I wish for Red Yoshi to appear in MTA (the one coming out soon).
 
Granted, but it was so expensive in that store so you wasted all your money.

I wish for a driver's license (hey I know I'm only 13, but I'm a pro at Mario Kart)
 
Granted. But, you quickly learn that you can't speed as fast as Mario Kart's speeds. And no, I am not taking about a using a slow speed in Mario Kart.

I wish Bunny Mario could appear in any future Mario game.
 
Granted, he's 100% useless, because we have Tanooki Mario now. So Nintendo quickly reremoved him.

I wish I had more games on my Switch.
 
Granted, but the Switch cannot hold more than one new game in the system memory.
I wish I could have Ghost Peppers (those things are like Jalapeñoes but are 100 times hotter)
 
Granted, you're burning (from the inside) for the rest of your life.

I wish Plessie would appear more.
 
Granted, the next time you turn on Mario Odyssey, a bunch of mini Plessies completely obscure your view of the screen. A few seconds later, you see the secret “Game Over” error screen. The next time you start the game, everything is as glitchy as the after-effects of the Castle Crush glitch in DKC2. This happens every time you start the game. Soon you find out that this happens in every Switch game you own. Basically, your Switch is bricked. Oh, and it wasn’t under warranty.

I wish Switch Online was permanently free.
 
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