Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, but you don't do any good puns either.

For fun, I will do this. I wish that a Yoshi smiley in the next post.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted:

Spoiler

YOSHI EAT YTSSM!!!

I wish for a 3DS, because I don't have one.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but it is broken when you take it out of the box.
I wish I could time travel to 5 June of next year.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You missed out October-November 2018 for the SUPER LIMITED TIME FELICIA special unit for Fire Emblem Switch.

I wish this decade is already futuristic, with hoverboards, fancy-futuristic looking buildings, etc.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, a giant robot squished you.

I wish for infinite wishes

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but that wish lasts for a day.
I wish I could see my idol, George Jones.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but you see him as a zombie.

I wish for the Mario Tennis Aces demo right now, instead of waiting many hours.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. The online is very laggy. (true story for EU/AU players)

I wish video game leaks don't happen very often.

 

[Noct]

Granted, the companies reveal every spoilerific detail in the trailers instead.

I wish for a new battery for my Android Tablet and Laptop. (Batteries never seem to last that long around here...)

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, they only last for 3 seconds.

I wish the Super Mario Cereal actually had an Amiibo inside the box, instead of being the Amiibo.

 

[Noct]

Granted, the Amiibo is edible and grows stale if you don't eat it.

I wish my allergies would stop flaring up.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but the allergies will bother you for a year nonstop.
I wish that I had some Fire Emblem Cipher cards.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

DENIED!

I wish i am a admin in ROBLOX

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but your profile has been hacked and now you can never play the game again.

I wish for Captain Toad Treasure Tracker, because I really started liking it since I played the demo.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, you'll never get to play the levels from Super Mario 3D World.

I wish it was easier to get Super Mario Sunshine.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now every other game is impossible to get.

I wish for a delicious lollipop.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You drop it in sand after it gets wet.

I wish there could be alternate, offline ways to unlock characters in Mario Tennis Aces.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted. Every character you get is pink gold peach.

i Wish for more wishes.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, they're all bad wishes.

I wish Mario Tennis Aces was better.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted. While it allows 6-game, 5-set matches and all those other length features from its predecessors, every copy of every other Mario Tennis game becomes unplayable, and there will be no more Mario Tennis games. However, Mario's Tennis VB is unaffected.

I wish to be rich.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, you're loaded with fake money.

I wish for more good games.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted. their cursed.

i wish my pool wasn't dirty.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. It's soapy.

I wish adobe products were easier to get.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. The computer causes to crash when you install it.

I wish future posts will not have any unoriginal wishes.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now there are no wishes in this thread.

I wish Nintendo includes Captain Toad in Smash Ultimate.