Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. He can't jump making him unplayable, so Nintendo decided to include him as an Assist Trophy.

I wish Rayman, Crash Bandicoot, Banjo-Kazooie and Simon Belmont are playable in Smash Ultimate.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but not officially and they are only playable via mods, and the mod creator was very lazy with it.

I wish I could overcome my own laziness.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted. you get killed by your lazyness.

i wish there are ways to get DVDs cheaper.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now they're free, but so everyone is taking them and you couldn't take any.

I wish for Star Allies (yeah I know I made that wish like billions of times but hey)

 

[Noct]

Granted, Kirby jumps out of the Switch and inhales you.

I wish it was autumn already.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You oversleep, and then you wake up in Winter.

I wish I can do something.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, you do something bad.

I wish there was DisneyWorld near my house.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. The Traffic is horrible.

I wish there could be more character-themed vehicles in modern Mario Kart games.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, they are terribly lacking in every stat and you are guaranteed last place every time you use them.

I wish to find some magic way to fix my copy of Mario 3D World.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but your Wii U will crash when you try to load it.
I wish that I could have a Nintendo 64.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. The only game you get is Superman 64.

I wish for Switch games.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but they won't work. I wish that I could travel forward in time to get a copy of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You video recorded most of the gameplay then travel back to present day and "leak" anonymously to the internet, ruining anyone's expectations.

I wish the Smash 3DS ESRB leak didn't happen.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted. ...Nothing happens because that doesn't change the ESRB rating.

I wish my Wii U could play all my Wii U discs, not just half of them. In other words, I wish for my Wii U to be fully functional.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, you can't find your games because they've been stolen.

I wish for Star Allies (I know I made that wish 10 billion times, but I can't wait anymore!!!!)

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You cannot get the DLC.

I wish Daisy was a playable fighter in Smash but NOT a clone echo character.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, nothing happens as she was already playable in Melee/Brawl/3DS/Wii U. In those games she was a palette swap, not an echo!

I wish Kirby GCN was released on the GameCube. I'm not counting Return to Dream Land or Star Allies.

 

[saltypepper]

Granted, it's a buggy port that is prone to crashing, and there's only 2 abilities, Fire and Sword, with the rest being reserved for helpers.

I wish I had a DDR machine.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You have no room to put it.

I wish my phone battery last longer.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now you can't stop using it and you die.

I wish it was 28th of this month.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but it was granted too late and now it's the 31st.

I wish people will stop making fake leaks surrounding Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now there's a lot of real leaks, so you spoiled yourself the entire game.

I wish for a new game because I beat Star Allies 100% today.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but all the new games you get from now on has been 100% completed.

I wish I got a Nintendo Switch for my birthday.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish I didn't complete Kirby Star Allies 100% so early. Because now I need a new game.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, the game is corrupted and unplayable.

I wish Waluigi was not playable in Smash Ultimate.