Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. I am very cross at you and your wish.

I wish every Mario tune had a triumphant remix/arrangement.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, only in 8 bits.

I wish Mario can grow mushrooms on the sidewalk (bill wurtz imitation again)

 

[Koops]

Granted. The sidewalk doesn't exist anymore because of how big they've grown.

I wish finding things online were easier.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, but now internet stalkers can see your house address.

I wish that would have a big role in Wreck It Ralph 2...

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but the movie is forced into a lawsuit by Nintendo.

I wish there was a way to get to London from New York by road.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted, but the movie is forced into a lawsuit by Nintendo.

I wish there was a way to get to London from New York by road.

Granted, but while driving on the bridge to London, it is destroyed.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, but you get caught by a fisherman and then eaten.

I wish that I had a purple lightsaber.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. Some old geezer shoots lightning out of his hands and you fall to the bottom of a futuristic metropolis.

I wish I was .

 

[Koops]

Granted, you become Luigi during the Simon Belmont reveal trailer for Smash.

I wish Bandana Dee gets revealed for Smash now.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. he's revealed..........as a trophy.

I wish for an Eshop card.

 

[Koops]

granted, it's empty tho.
I wish for an antivirus for my PC

 

[Moldomré]

granted, it's empty tho.
I wish for an antivirus for my PC

Granted. It brings its friend virus along with it.

I wish would just sorta not be in the BIS remake.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted. Now he's everywhere.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted, but the only games are the NES games you've played a million times. Good thing my answer isn't real, huh?


...Oh *bleep*.

I wish there was a Virtual Console on Switch...

 

[PanchamBro]

Unless you really wanted to play LJN games, granted.

I wish I could find an irrelevant animation short called Max Trax (1985) by Pacific Data Images (Adam Chin)...okay that's asking too much.

Uh, I mean I wish I could reach for the stars.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but you are stuck in space.
I wish I had a jar of peanuts.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, they've reached their expiry date.

I wish it was December

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. You're snowed under and can't get out, nor can anyone (or any packages) come in. I know what you want, TG.

I wish I was posh. Er, .

 

[Koops]

Granted, you are doomed to eternally keep adjusting your monocle now.

I wish that snow goes away. Thanks TG.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted. It melts absolutely everywhere and then refreezes as a thick sheet of ice.

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, you need to buy the games, but you spent all your money on the Switch, so I guess you shouldn't have bought it.

I wish for a good wish.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, the unreleased song "A Good Wish" magically begins playing. And there was a reason it was unreleased.

I wish I could concentrate.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. Someone says something important and you don't hear them.

I wish to live in the jungle with .

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, but you have to pick bugs off of him and eat them like gorillas do.

I wish I had a pet Yoshi!

 

[Moldomré]

Granted.

...

I'm sorry, but there is no downside to owning a pet Yoshi.

I wish I had a pet Yoshi!!