Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[PanchamBro]

Granted.

...

I'm sorry, but there is no downside to owning a pet Yoshi.

aha i used your own words against you

I wish there was a way to make a stone football

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, it's too heavy to be played with.

I wish Pokémon's Gen 8 was already released.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, but they look cruddy because they released so fast.

I wish that I could have Spider-Powers: slinging webs and crawling up stuff.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. Your girlfriend and your aunt are constantly harassed by supervillians.

I wish Bowsette would die.

 

[YoshiSan]

I wish Bowsette would die.

Granted, but the only way to get her to die is to turn off the Internet. *sigh*.

I wish I could stay home this evening.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted if you wanted to stay at home with plenty of Bowsettes taking care of you.

I wish I could travel the world in 1 second.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, you're so fast you exploded.

I wish for a YouTube channel.

 

[Koops]

Granted, you become so hated on that you're now a cringey meme.

I wish the younger generation wasn't so obsessed with Fortnite because it's seriously killing on my nerves.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. They have another obsession that's equally annoying.

I wish I had real outfits for my irl stuffed animals.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but once you wear it, you'll turn into said stuffed animal and can't turn back.

I wish Pinocchio was a real boy.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, but he's your puppet first. Prepare to be swallowed by a whale.

I wish that I could play piano.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, the piano is the piano from Mario 64. It eats you.

I wish for a new pair of Joycons.

 

[Koops]

Granted, the HD Rumble is so effective that what happens on screen actually happens to you. It's gonna be a wiiiiild ride!

I wish my homework didn't revolve around something I have to look up on my PC for once.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. Your PC disappears and you have to search the earth for an up-to-date encyclopedia.

I wish I could find good artwork of Luigi.
(I know where I can find some, I'm just lazy)

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but it's unusable.

I wish for Undertale.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted. You literally paid $300 dollars for it, and it doesn't work! No refunds!

I wish I didn't die in Killing Game.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. Instead of dying, you just disappear and can't do anything. But you're definitely still alive.

I wish unicorns really did barf rainbows.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted...but despite searching for one your whole life, you never find a unicorn.

I wish I had a load of food.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, it's disgusting

I wish I had 3 brothers so that we could play coop all together on the Wii and Switch.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted, but they're mean.

I wish I had another pair of Joy-Cons.

 

[ルイージ]

Granted, but they won't sync to your Switch no matter how hard you try.

I wish writer's block didn't exist.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. Every time you sit down to write/type your hands cramp up.

I wish I had a better internet situation.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

granted, i broke your computer
i wish that logo plastering didn't exist and all logos will be restored.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, all those shows and movies had to be locked up because there was no such thing as logo plastering.

I wish that I had a pet fox.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted it's made out of cubes.

I wish my Mario Minecraft resource pack would get a ton of downloads.