Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. Masses of memoryman-like Waluigi fans rise up and take the internet by storm, and the civilized Waluigi fans won't individually call them out on it.Oh wait.

I wish all the Sarasaland denizens could return with better localized names.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but they have good lines behind an almost impossible challenge to unlock them.
I wish that Hurricane Florence would go away.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted. An earthquake happens in place of the hurricane.

I wish Mew Mew Kissy Cutie was an actual anime (if you don't get that reference, it's Undertale)

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. But all the characters are Sans.

I wish I was a real Yoshi.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You're naked.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. You get everything done early and have nothing to do for the rest of the week.

I wish Waluigi wasn't a good character to play as in everything. He's my new main in Mario Kart and I don't want him to be.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but in the next installment he is in he will be one of the best characters in the game.
I wish that I had a Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted. But it's not a SNES. It's a bootleg one.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. You have nightmares that wake you up every hour.

I wish I had a LEGO Death Star.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, you accidentally break it, and you have to pick up every piece. But you'll walk on the parts and it'll be very painful.

I wish it was the weekend.

 

[PanchamBro]

You still have to do work on the weekend anyways, so wish granted.

I wish people knew of Penguin's Memory: Shiawase Monogatari.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, but only because it has a really bad dub

I wish you won't grant this wish

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted.

I wish that summer and winter didn't exist.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. You never get a break because Spring Break and Thanksgiving Break have been removed.

I wish it was snowing.

 

[Koops]

Granted, you get buried in the snow however, so good luck getting outta here!

I wish Lucario had his bone rush in Smash. He looks so great with dat staff.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted, except Lucario himself is a bone.

I wish Toad's sound clips were always "I'M THE BEST!"

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted. Now everyone's sound clips are them saying "I'M THE BEST!"

I wish someone could hug me.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You are hugged by Bewear.

I wish Daisy's volume could go back to Mario Gold: Toadstool Tour levels.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but she is like that forever.
I wish that I had a diamond ring.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. You drop and break it a second later.

I wish that would get another Land game.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but if that happens, Waluigi has to be in the game. No exception.

I wish Despacito 2 existed.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted, but it's actually a renamed port.

I wish everybody's responses used the emote.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but before anyone could use it, it was removed.

I wish I could build a house on the desert so I can make some grass (imitating bill wurtz).

 

[EctoBiologist]

Granted but the grass dries up one day later and you die of thirst.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, unfortunately you could not come up with a wish beforehand.

I wish every music in the world was replaced with Africa by Toto.