Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted...now you can't make a wish.

I wish that Samus was actually an alien.
 
Granted. They're all in the subjects that you already had good results in.

I wish for peace and good will towards men (and women).
 
Granted. But animals are likely to be abundant and very violent to the human race, being the only threat to the humans, often known for destroying human territory.

I wish I was gigantic
 
Granted. But it works so well that it goes too fast. It's useless now.

I wish it was the weekend so that I could buy Super Mario Party with my pocket money.
 
Granted, now you'll work for the rest of your life since there's no holiday.

I wish for the opposite of the above wish (that it's holiday right now).
 
Granted, all the people who know about it hate it. Or him. Or her. That sounds like something from an anime and I don't know squat about anime.

I wish my computer would stop overheating.
 
Granted, they are all scratched up and you can barely tell it's your favorite character

I wish that I had a famous youtube channel with 1,000,000+ subscribers
 
Granted. You do stupid videos and everyone is subscribing to you just for shits and giggles.

I wish the one week long vacation I'm in right now turns into a one month long one.
 
Granted, a volcano erupts, and tsunami strikes along with a hurricane, but you can't leave because your vacation is 1 month long.
 
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