Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, it's in a unfinished state.

I wish they would bring back Cheetos Asteroids.
 
Granted, but the ingredients were changed so much that you won't like it.

I wish there was no Nintendo Direct next week.
 
Granted, now we'll never know if we'll ever get Paper Mario 6, Starfox Switch, The second fighters pass character in smash.........

I wish pretty much the opposite (that there is a Direct next week)
 
Granted, but Paper Mario 6, Star Fox Switch, and the second fighter DLC aren't revealed.

I wish that the next Paper Mario is a return to form (like TTYD and the original).
 
Granted, but there's a lot of stuff that was removed. There are no partners, no collectibles (so you're basically just adventuring for no reason), and there's no threat.

I wish I could afford a Snes mini after completing World of Light 100%.
 
Granted, you became greedy and everyone hates you. (That's honestly sad)

I wish for an Eshop card.
 
Granted, it's so 3D it sucks you into it while you were watching Jaws.

I wish I could get some eShop cards this weekend.
 
Granted, but then you wind up cursed by Paradise Island.

I wish for a Pikmin plush.
 
Granted, someone from the pound takes you away.

I wish Super Mario Maker 2 could release sooner.
 
Granted. You freeze to death.

I wish I had the means necessary for ripping sprites, textures, models, and sounds from my games.
 
Granted, it breaks because if your weight. (Sorry if that's offensive).

I wish time passed slower.
 
Granted, he's so broken Sakurai removed him in an update.

I wish my Joycons finally stopped drifting.
 
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