Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. It still costs money; you're just locked out of paying for it.

EDIT: I wish that I could remember to add my own wishes.
 
Granted, but they are pointless.

I wish I could go to space.
 
Granted, but since he's made of paper, once you stepped into the cockpit, he kinda just tore apart.

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for school to end (it's 4 weeks but still)
 
Granted. You have so much energy that you exploded.

I wish for the one, the only SNES classic.
 
Okay, but the save function doesn’t work.

I wish for Reggie to become president of the United States.
 
Granted, but he he is impeached after serving for three hours.

I wish that I could stop my obsession with Gangnam Style by Psy.
 
Granted. Now you started an obsession with Despacito.

I wish they added a 6th style in Mario Maker 2.
 
Granted, it falls flat on your face and it breaks.

I wish it was E3, and that they announced something very exciting.
 
Granted. They waste all their time repeating already-known info on announced games, except for one new game that looks ultra exciting...but is incredibly disappointing upon release, receiving poor reviews and sales.

I wish for Kirby Air Ride 2.
 
Granted. It's just a remake of the first game. I mean this isn't bad in any way, but not as good.

I wish for Epic Mickey 3 or an Epic Mickey 1 remake. (It's a franchise I love that I brought up several times)
 
Granted. EM3 plays like the 3DS spinoff.

I wish for a hundred sliced of pre-cooked, in-date, big, fat, edible slices of American bacon.
 
Granted. You still have to warm them up for the best food experience, but your oven is broken, and you have to cook them in the microwave, and the microwave is too small to cook them all at once, so it just ends up being a huge chore to get inferior bacon (would have been better in an oven).

I wish for some pizza for breakfast (yeah I'm weird like that).
 
Granted, but you cannot grant wishes.

I wish I had a boat.
 
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