Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Jigglypurin]

I didn't mean to make a pun.

Granted. They're the bland "original" flavor that tastes like oyster crackers, rather than the cheddar ones.

I wish for a physical copy of Cave Story+ with all those little goodies like an instruction booklet and (I think) a keychain.

 

[Barrygloke]

Good wishes arent always good wishes

DOUBLE GOOD

Bad news: Youve waited too long to disarm it and the bomb goes off.

 

[Blue]

Ok???

It rains

 

[Teedgee]

(I'm gonna guess that you wish for it to rain)

Granted, it's raining shit.

I wish Amiibo costumes returned in Mario Maker 2.

 

[Blue]

Granted, they are just mario...


I wish for Waluigi to be in said game

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. He only makes a cameo appearance.

I wish for the Online service, no matter how long it'll last.

 

[Blue]

Granted, it only lasts (YY:MM:DD:HH:MM:SS:MS:1/2MS:1/100MS)
00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:001


I wish for Wario to turn into a nuke and DON’T ASK!!!

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, he only explodes on You

I wish water had actual flavor

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted, but it tastes like mud.

I wish the Pokémon Qwilfish had an evolution.

 

[Blue]

Granted, it was as good as magicarp

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted, but you forgot to add your wish, so it will never come true.

I wish I had more time to create missing articles for the wiki.

 

[Blue]

Granted, they sucked

I wish my friend would get better

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, hope they do.

Yeah, nothing bad happens, just hoping for the best.

I wish Pokemon had the national dex (even tho I'm fine with no Dex though I'm also not fine with fans unhappy about the game so...)

 

[Blue]

Granted, every Pokémon is Sunkern and Magicarp

I wish sunkern didn't suck

 

[Cocoa]

That's impossible.

I wish Spider-Man was back in the MCU.

 

[Blue]

*Granted, he was A fart.

I wish more people would play my roleplays.

 

[Zelda and Tri]

Granted, they only come for a short time.

I wish that the Nintendo Labo didn't exist.

 

[Blue]

Granted, You had the only copy and had to play it.

I wish Jesus would come soon.

 

[Ten]

Granted, but it's Luigisus. (Heard that one on a Christian Radio station called WayFM)


I wish to have the power to change into any form of Luigi I want.

 

[Blue]

Granted, they all are farts.

I wish Wa was in smash.

 

[Ten]

Granted, he's an echo fight of Wario


I wish for nothing.

 

[Cocoa]

Okay, nothingness engulfs the universe.

I wish Tom Holland was my brother.

 

[Blue]

Granted, he farted all the time

I wish I was an all-star smasher

 

[Ten]

Granted, you got cake.

I wish for nothing, I'm happy~

 

[Cocoa]

Your happiness comes crashing down.

I wish SwagMaster696969 was my best friend.