Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[PanchamBro]

First I will not call you Wakko, and second, granted, but your lucky ha'penny is worth nothing; you don't get good luck, but bad luck.

I wish I had a Pancham in my room.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It promptly jumps out the window and escapes.

I wish to obtain the Sky Kotori card in School Idol Festival.

 

[Cayde]

Granted. You accidently shred it with your bill in the shredder.
I wish I had more wishes.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, but you can only get them through the monkey paw
I wish you won't grant this wish

 

[Power Flotzo]

I granted it anyway. Now it's ruined.

I wish to win the claw machine game and finally get that Kotori nesoberi I've wanted for a week.

 

[Cayde]

I granted it anyway. Now it's ruined.

I wish to win the claw machine game and finally get that Kotori nesoberi I've wanted for a week.

Granted. The claw machine gave you Waluigi instead.
I wish I was Jabba the Hutt.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted, but the Hutt lifestyle gets to you and you die of a heart attack.
I wish for a Hobart mixer.

 

[Cayde]

Granted, but the Hutt lifestyle gets to you and you die of a heart attack.
I wish for a Hobart mixer.

Granted, but the mixer mixes mixtapes.
I wish I had a Piston Cup.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It gets melted down and used as scrap metal.
I wish for the Rockies to win the next World Series.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but they lose every World Series after.

I wish that SARS-CoV-2 would stop.

 

[Cayde]

Granted, but they lose every World Series after.

I wish that SARS-CoV-2 would stop.

Granted, but it stops for a millisecond.
I wish this wish was granted.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It leads to bad things happening.
I wish to be notified about Nintendo Directs a week before they air.

 

[Cayde]

Granted. It leads to bad things happening.
I wish to be notified about Nintendo Directs a week before they air.

Granted, but the directs are only about crappy games
I wish something bad would happen to me.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Nothing happens to you.

I wish I could meet Grant Kirkhope in person.

 

[Cayde]

Granted. Nothing happens to you.

I wish I could meet Grant Kirkhope in person.

Granted, he sings the DK Rap very poorly.
I wish I wished.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. You immediately regret your wish.
I wish for a watermelon.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, it is actually made of pure water
I wish they brought back Sprite Remix and Coke doesn't discontinue it ever again

 

[Cayde]

Granted, it is actually made of pure water
I wish they brought back Sprite Remix and Coke doesn't discontinue it ever again

Granted, they discountine it anyway
I wish the person below says something good about the person above

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It turns out they were being sarcastic.
I wish to go deep-sea diving.

 

[KoolAids5689]

Granted but you drown
I wish I could see the future

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Some of the events you foresee are traumatizing enough to scar you for life.
I wish I could become a mobage LPer.

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but your let's plays won't be popular at all.

I wish I would have every Mario game in existence.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, not just does that mean experiencing the bad ones, but also now your room's door is blocked because of how many there are (congratulations you quarantined yourself in the middle of quarantine).

I wish all this school bullshit I'm going through just straight up ends.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, but if that bull never poops again, that's just what who he'll be
I wish this wish doesn't backfire

 

[Blue]

Granted it does
I wish covid doesn't end
Can anyone see why I would wish that, it's a puzzle of sorts