Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Jackie Frost]

i'd pay for that

granted, you leave school and end up missing it really bad

i wish for a cake

 

[The Green Knight]

Granted. You get your favorite flavor cake.

I wish for a pet falcon.
(Ive always wanted one)

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

The Falcon Falcon punches you but granted.

I wish for less wishes.

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but one of those few wishes is more wishes.

I wish that I could run fast.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, but you outrun time itself and end up in a void
I wish people didn't see Raggedy Ann as scary

 

[The Green Knight]

Granted, Now no one knows who she is.

I wish to beat the system.

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, the SATs are even harder now.

I wish to have pins and needles in my feet.

 

[Jackie Frost]

granted, it hurts

i wish count bleck got another game

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. His appearance is a minor cameo for five seconds, and he is never seen again.

I wish to move to another planet.

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but it's populated with aliens who will make you their slave.

I wish that Luigi starred in more games.

 

[Jackie Frost]

Granted. His appearance is a minor cameo for five seconds, and he is never seen again.

honestly i'd be grateful for even that at this point

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, one of those games is a shitty one.

I wish there was death to butter sauce.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Denied, you die.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Jackie Frost]

granted, the rest of your life is boring

i wish for paper mario: the origami king to not let me down

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but it ends up selling horribly, making Nintendo think that the Sticker Star formula was more successful, and will pull all of the copies from stores and rerelease it with the Sticker Star formula and minimal story.

I wish that Luigi will be a partner in Paper Mario: The Origami King.

 

[Teedgee]

granted, he's an optional partner you get near the end of the game and his ability kinda sucks anyway.

i wish we just straight up got a nintendo direct instead of every game being announced separately out of the blue

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but the Direct's only 5 minutes long because Nintendo couldn't get everything ready in time.

I wish that Nintendo made an original, non-New 2D Mario game.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It is riddled with countless glitches, making it unplayable.
I wish no cockroaches would ever enter my house.

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, they enter somebody else's house and cause them grief.

I wish magic was real.

 

[Jackie Frost]

granted, an evil sorcerer throws the world into the depths of suffering

i wish for a gold refrigerator

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, you can't open it 'cause the door's so heavy.


I wish I had a broken Wii

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, it's broken because someone peed on it
I wish I never again to have the capability of being mean

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. You become so sickly sweet that your friends outright spurn you.
I wish for a box.

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but the box is so big that it doesn't fit in your house.

I wish that I wouldn't need to sleep every day.

 

[Tanline666]

Granted, but you look like you haven't slept in a while, and after some time, you eventually get shot by someone thinking you are a zombie.

I wish I could know everything about programming and computers.