Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Chair]

You get a bowl of soup.
I wish for cringe to be eradicated from the universe.

"Mak n sauce f****** forgot to put his wish so here it is "I want to have a free eshop card""
granted, now there's something even worse than cringe

 

[MiracleDinner]

granted, but the eshop closes instantly
i wish that mario and luigi superstar saga had a 4k 60fps remake with ultra realistic graphics

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It's really buggy and costs twice as much as the original.

I wish for ...

 

[Chair]

Granted. It's really buggy and costs twice as much as the original.

I wish for ...

r u trying to copy me by forgetting to put ur wish or what?
I wish I could buy good switch games that I've always wanted

 

[Power Flotzo]

r u trying to copy me by forgetting to put ur wish or what?

No, I just made a wish for ... Not ???, and not !!! Just ...

Granted. Your Switch irreparably breaks once you purchase the games.
I wish for some manjuu.

 

[Superchao]

granted, it's completely spoiled and lethal to eat

i wish anything i bookmarked for later reference would never be deleted, ever

 

[Chair]

granted, they actually started causing viruses and u cannot remove them from ur bookmarks because of your wish.
I wish I had a good game to play instead of repeating every single game I have

 

[Teedgee]

granted, it was very short and now you keep replaying that game

i wish for a FRIGGIN ESHOP CARD, LIKE HOLY SHIT WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO GET ONE

 

[Chair]

granted, just when u got the code, someone guessed it somehow by putting random letters or numbers.
I wish all the problems in every country like corona virus stopped

 

[Primarina]

Granted. Everyone starts fighting each other.
I wish people would accept that Haku (from Naruto) is a trans girl.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. This causes them to pay less attention to Naruto.

I wish Team Rocket would go away and leave my poor Pokémon alone.

 

[Chair]

Granted. This causes them to pay less attention to Naruto.

I wish Team Rocket would go away and leave my poor Pokémon alone.

granted. Its instead your Pokemon that decides to go to them.
I wish I could go outside

 

[MiracleDinner]

granted, but flies keep annoying you
i wish that i will have no spoilers for paper mario the origami king

 

[Teedgee]

granted, the plot turns out to be super generic and all that was useless (i don't know if it is because i won't get the game before another generation of humanity)

i wish everything didn't suck right now

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It only doesn't suck in your opinion.

I wish for a teppanyaki grill.

 

[Chair]

granted. its not even good because the food gets burned no matter what.
I wish I could find a solution to get out of the situation I am in my country

 

[Primarina]

granted. but a new situation pops up.
I wish people would accept Kuroki Rio as the girl she is and as a real cure.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. As soon as she is accepted, the Cures immediately disband.

I wish I could fly in the sky just by flapping my arms.

 

[Chair]

Granted. You're not used to it and you crash into a building
I wish I was a smarter guy

 

[MiracleDinner]

granted, but then you realise that being smart isn't everything
i wish that i had 10 mil subs on youtube

 

[Chair]

granted. everyone that subscribed doesn't even watch the channel. they just subscribed for no reason.
I wish I would get origami king right now.

 

[Teedgee]

granted. all you get is the actual origami king as an origami you can make

i wish some people on youtube and twitter didn't spoil things without even a warning

 

[Sp00kDragon]

Granted, the warnings are all phrased to have the spoiler in them.
-WARNING, THIS POST HAS A SPOILER THAT TELLS YOU THAT YOU GET (censored because I don't want to get banned) FOR 100%ing ORIGAMI KING-

I wish you get a bigger reward for 100% origami king

 

[Teedgee]

(i dunno what it is but it doesnt really matter here tbh)
granted, it's so big that now the entire game lags like crazy

i wish nintendo fans stopped making direct speculations, ESPECIALLY RIGHT AFTER ONE HAS PASSED, LIKE WHAT THE FEK

 

[Chair]

(i dunno what it is but it doesnt really matter here tbh)
granted, it's so big that now the entire game lags like crazy

i wish nintendo fans stopped making direct speculations, ESPECIALLY RIGHT AFTER ONE HAS PASSED, LIKE WHAT THE FEK

Granted. because of that, nintendo doesn't know what the fans like, so they are now making shit games
I wish my internet was better