Good wishes aren't always good wishes

You get a bowl of soup.
I wish for cringe to be eradicated from the universe.
"Mak n sauce f****** forgot to put his wish so here it is "I want to have a free eshop card""
granted, now there's something even worse than cringe
 
granted, but the eshop closes instantly
i wish that mario and luigi superstar saga had a 4k 60fps remake with ultra realistic graphics
 
granted, they actually started causing viruses and u cannot remove them from ur bookmarks because of your wish.
I wish I had a good game to play instead of repeating every single game I have
 
granted, it was very short and now you keep replaying that game

i wish for a FRIGGIN ESHOP CARD, LIKE HOLY SHIT WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO GET ONE
 
granted, just when u got the code, someone guessed it somehow by putting random letters or numbers.
I wish all the problems in every country like corona virus stopped
 
granted, but flies keep annoying you
i wish that i will have no spoilers for paper mario the origami king
 
granted, the plot turns out to be super generic and all that was useless (i don't know if it is because i won't get the game before another generation of humanity)

i wish everything didn't suck right now
 
granted, but then you realise that being smart isn't everything
i wish that i had 10 mil subs on youtube
 
granted. all you get is the actual origami king as an origami you can make
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i wish some people on youtube and twitter didn't spoil things without even a warning
 
Granted, the warnings are all phrased to have the spoiler in them.
-WARNING, THIS POST HAS A SPOILER THAT TELLS YOU THAT YOU GET (censored because I don't want to get banned) FOR 100%ing ORIGAMI KING-

I wish you get a bigger reward for 100% origami king
 
(i dunno what it is but it doesnt really matter here tbh)
granted, it's so big that now the entire game lags like crazy

i wish nintendo fans stopped making direct speculations, ESPECIALLY RIGHT AFTER ONE HAS PASSED, LIKE WHAT THE FEK
 
(i dunno what it is but it doesnt really matter here tbh)
granted, it's so big that now the entire game lags like crazy

i wish nintendo fans stopped making direct speculations, ESPECIALLY RIGHT AFTER ONE HAS PASSED, LIKE WHAT THE FEK
Granted. because of that, nintendo doesn't know what the fans like, so they are now making shit games
I wish my internet was better
 
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