Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Chair]

granted, you vomit
I wish for sauce

 

[Blue]

granted, you vomit
I wish for sauce

Grante, you die.

I wish for LOTSOFSPAGHETTI

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, there is so much that it overfloods your house.

I wish that the 3D Mario Collection rumor would be true.

 

[Blue]

Granted, there is so much that it overfloods your house.

I wish that the 3D Mario Collection rumor would be true.

Grante, You can only play as Mario

I wish for THE POWER!

 

[Chair]

granted, you have so much power that you die
I wish to be better

 

[Blue]

granted, you have so much power that you die
I wish to be better

Grabte, your poor.

I wish for Me to leave

 

[Chair]

(wow what good wishes we are thinking of) granted you then regret it
I wish I was better in smash

 

[Blue]

(wow what good wishes we are thinking of) granted you then regret it
I wish I was better in smash

Granted, Nobody plays against you cause your to good.

I wish Master Hand was better like in Smash 64. Now a days he is pathetic.

 

[Chair]

granted, he is now so buffed that you can't even damage him
I wish I had unlimited nintendo switch online

 

[Blue]

granted, he is now so buffed that you can't even damage him
I wish I had unlimited nintendo switch online

Granted, but your switch bricks

I wish for more people to edit the Car Wash wiki.

 

[Chair]

granted, they edited it badly
I wish 2020 was over because what a shit year this is

 

[Blue]

granted, they edited it badly
I wish 2020 was over because what a shit year this is

Granted, you get a free pass and 2020 ends without hickups

I wish for Pizza

 

[Chair]

granted, it's filled with broccoli
I wish the explosion never happened

 

[Blue]

granted, it's filled with broccoli
I wish the explosion never happened

Granted, an earthquake happens instead

I WISH FOR MEMES

 

[Chair]

granted, they're all dead memes
I wish to be not stupid (clearly I can't find anything at this point)

 

[Blue]

granted, they're all dead memes
I wish to be not stupid (clearly I can't find anything at this point)

Granted you find something at this point

I wish mario had his old taunts

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Whenever he uses them, the entire Bee Movie plays, and there is no way to skip through it.

I wish I had a pet blobfish.

 

[Chair]

granted, he dies shortly after.
I wish I could live in a country that had less problems

 

[Primarina]

granted, but it gains problems.
I wish moves could be used out of battle in sword and shield.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. The only move that can be used outside of battle is Splash, and all your character does when it is used is hop in place.

I wish to be able to change the color of my skin, much like a chameleon.

 

[Chair]

granted, you then can't change it back, and find it ugly
I wish my country didn't have such big problems.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. The small problems still persist, and they drive you to the brink of insanity.

I wish I never regretted anything 10-year-old me wrote in that diary.

 

[Chair]

granted, everyone else will, and then you will.
I wish had more games in general

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, you have so much you have no place to put them
I wish I can get my childhood memories back

 

[Chair]

granted, they get corrupted and don't feel the same
i wish I could get origami king at least this month