Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Trab]

Granted, when you save, the game automatically corrupts itself and you will need to restart from the start every time you save.

I wish for a Nintendo 64DD

 

[Chair]

granted, It works as garbage
I wish I got myself an infinite nintendo online free trial

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Nintendo Online shuts down around that same moment.

I wish for X-ray vision.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you get a cheap pair of X-ray specs like they used to advertise in old comic books.

I wish that Nintendo's online multiplayer was free again.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, it's barely functional
I wish people would give me requests on what to write

 

[Ten]

Granted, you now get a ton of weird requests you do not want to write.

I wish i had gotten into the jojo fandom earlier.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, welcome to the fandom

I wish I had new questions to answer in my ask thread

 

[Primarina]

granted, but they're all terrible questions.
I wish I were a mermaid

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. You have to spend the rest of your life on the land with your newly gained fish tail.

I wish it were raining tacos.

 

[Teedgee]

granted. they keep coming for a lot of time for a taco tsunami to happen eventually

i wish going outside wasnt so scary anymore

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, because no one is afraid of you so someone shoots you

I wish for Phoenix Wright in Smash Ultimate

 

[Chair]

granted, his only move is to say objection, it doesn't even do anything, not even damage, it's even his final smash and his taunts, like even his grab is this move

I wish I could work in the Nintendo company, and not being a janitor for those who are wandering.

 

[Milo Thatch]

No one understands the sarcasm in you crossing it out so you still become a janitor

I wish for a billion pencils

 

[MiracleDinner]

granted, you get graphite on your hands and it's very messy

i wish for a gold toilet

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It's actually a regular toilet spray-painted gold.

I wish I could get a shoutout on a virtual YouTuber's stream.

 

[Noct]

Granted. The stream crashes mid-sentence.

I wish McDonald's would serve Shamrock Shakes year-round.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but this
I wish the sun vulcan team had a female member

 

[Chair]

granted, they find her so bad, that they kick her out of the team.
I wish I had a more sophisticated phone

 

[Teedgee]

granted. it's really sophisticated, but it's a secret weapon stolen from some secret agency's lab and now they're tracking it down

i wish my country acknowledged halloween more

 

[Chair]

granted, it's now SO acknowledged that real monsters now appear in it

I wish I had a better computer

 

[Sp00kDragon]

granted, you have one extra USB port on your computer
I wish Mario Kart: Live Home Circuit came out sooner

 

[Chair]

granted, they are explosive materials, it was planned by Nintendo all along.
I wish mosquitoes didn't exist so that I could sleep without anything bothering me

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

Granted, but it unfortunately leads to total environmental collapse and the extinction of 99% of life.

I wish I would stop accidentally touching the switch keyboards button on Gboard and switching between the English, Spanish, French, and Japanese keyboards when I mean to touch the comma.

 

[Chair]

Granted, for this to work, we removed your hands
I wish I had more mangas

 

[MiracleDinner]

granted, but there's a lot of deforestation that takes place
i wish that every cockroach in the world would remain >> 100m away from me at all times