Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Chair]

granted, Waluigi has made a new one
I wish I had a network adapter

 

[Primarina]

granted, but it's a bad one.
I wish for adaptations of pre-zyuranger super sentai series

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. They are all in an arcane language that nobody alive today understands.

I wish I could grasp the true form of Giygas's attack.

 

[Cayde]

Granted. They are all in an arcane language that nobody alive today understands.

I wish I could grasp the true form of Giygas's attack.

Granted, you dont understand anything about it
I wish The Simpsons would go forever.

 

[THE END]

Granted, you dont understand anything about it
I wish The Simpsons would go forever.

Granted. All the episodes are garbage and are in a language you don't understand
I wish this thread existed.

 

[Cayde]

Granted. All the episodes are garbage and are in a language you don't understand
I wish this thread existed.

Granted, it gets deleted when you click on it
I wish LEGO was cheaper.

 

[THE END]

Granted. LEGO goes bankrupt quickly.
I wish @Blue wasn't back
Please

 

[Cayde]

Granted. LEGO goes bankrupt quickly.
I wish @Blue wasn't back
Please

Granted, he comes back
I wish my wish was another wish

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It was a death wish... FOR YOU.

I wish I could grasp the true form of Giygas's attack and understand everything about it.

 

[Cayde]

Granted. It was a death wish... FOR YOU.

I wish I could grasp the true form of Giygas's attack and understand everything about it.

Granted, you still dont understand it
I wish The Loud House never existed.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but something worse called the shouty mansion has existed since 1975.
I wish I had a cute trans girlfriend who was born on June 24, 2002. (the same day I was born)

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It turns out she's a massive yandere.

I wish for $$$$.

 

[Chair]

granted, the amount of $$$$ that you get is -1000
I wish online school wasn't that terrible

 

[THE END]

Granted. School is now a disaster instead of terrible
I wish I could upload gifs as pfps.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but only you can and no one else can.
I wish more people would headcanon Shiota Nagisa as a closeted trans girl.

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, but they don't like her.

I wish there were large denominations of US currency.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. You receive the signs for the US currency in 80px font and not the actual currency.

I wish for a bowl of fruit.

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, the fruit is rotten.

I wish I had a robot servant.

 

[Chair]

granted, he malfunctions and then tries to kill you

 

[Primarina]

no wish granted, because you didn't make a wish.
I wish to be able to summon monsters of the week, both good ones and evil ones from various franchises.

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, the monsters are all dead.

I wish I could be more neat.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but no one likes you.
I wish for octagon

 

[Cayde]

Granted, you get SQUARE
I wish for a billion dollars.

 

[Teedgee]

granted. its one billion monopoly dollars

i wish i could be a kid again to relive the good old days

 

[Chair]

granted, when you go as a kid, your mind resets and you're now stuck in a loop because you always will then want to become a kid when you grow up.
I wish I predicted the badness of 2020 so that I would do everything that I can before it happens