Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, every other bug in the world is now attracted to you.
I wish everyone was immortal until they truly desired to not be.
 
granted, the world then gets really overpopulated cause of how many people want to live to 500
i wish i had more stamina
 
granted, your stamina meter in The Legend Of Zelda: BOTW has increased by 1
I wish I had a normal sleep schedule
 
granted, you are so happy that when you walk down the street, people see you creepily and start calling the police.
If you want something more funny: granted, you are so happy that you explode

I wish I had an SD card
 
granted, you're angry instead
i wish i was never itchy again

(e: sorry the two messages got sent simultaneously)
 
Mummy Starfire said:
granted, you're angry instead
i wish i was never itchy again

(e: sorry the two messages got sent simultaneously)
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Granted, your skin stays red from the rash that isnt itchy
i wish i mained all smash characters with great skill
 
mr. spooker said:
granted, someone stole it from you right after
I wish I had better phone memory system
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Granted, your phone remembers too much
I wish there was an episode of Spongebob where they reveal the ACTUAL formula and doesnt get cut off
 
Okay, But Mr. Krabs has to kill you now.

I wish there was a reboot of the Super Mario Brothers Super Show.
 
Arctozolt said:
Granted. The reboot is filled with all sorts of outdated memes, much like... certain other reboots.

I wish I had Ayane Sakura's autograph and that nobody would steal it from me.
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Granted, It's a forgery
I wish Star Wars didnt exist
 
Granted, everyone is blissfully unaware thinking there's only peace in space causing the government to have no employed defenses once aliens launch a surprise attack and take over

I wish for all 100s in my classes
 
Bi Bowser said:
Granted, everyone is blissfully unaware thinking there's only peace in space causing the government to have no employed defenses once aliens launch a surprise attack and take over

I wish for all 100s in my classes
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Granted, You get 100 0s.
I wish Wario was the king of the universe
 
Granted. All life on every planet dies instantaneously due to wario stinky stink
I wish waluigi was super OP and in every game ever made
 
Granted, everyone else has bad connection so it's even worse when you play online
I wish school wasn't so long
 
granted, the world gets less educated and scientifc progress and medicine evolves much slower
i wish i'd had more wholesome friends when i was 10
 
granted, you are so wholesome that you get picked on throughout school and are depressed as a adult.
I wish I never saw anything cringe again
 
granted, but it is replaced by something even worse than cringe.
I wish for this to be the zenkaiger line-up:
Leader: Zenkai Red (constantly states she's a girl and a flashback reveals her to be AMAB)
Lancer: Zenkai Pink
Chick: Zenkai Yellow
Big Guy: Zenkai Green
Smart Guy: Zenkai Blue
Sixth Ranger: Zenkai Gold
out of these, only pink is male.
 
Primarina said:
granted, but it is replaced by something even worse than cringe.
I wish for this to be the zenkaiger line-up:
Leader: Zenkai Red (constantly states she's a girl and a flashback reveals her to be AMAB)
Lancer: Zenkai Pink
Chick: Zenkai Yellow
Big Guy: Zenkai Green
Smart Guy: Zenkai Blue
Sixth Ranger: Zenkai Gold
out of these, only pink is male.
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granted, they are all the wrong colors
I wish I had some stew.
 
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Arctozolt said:
You get a bowl of soup.

I wish I had Ayane Sakura's autograph and that it would also be 100% authentic and it wouldn't get stolen from me. (I think I've made my wish unruinable enough, so my next one's going to be new.)
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Granted, it burns up the moment you hold it.
I wish Wario didnt exist.
 
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