Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Sp00kDragon]

Granted, your internet bills are so large that you don't have any money to buy games.
I wish I was better at speaking in social situations

 

[Blue]

Granted, your internet bills are so large that you don't have any money to buy games.
I wish I was better at speaking in social situations

I wish every copy of SM64 wasn't personalized

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Every copy of Super Mario 64 becomes a broken mess that softlocks as soon as you catch MIPS the rabbit.
Also, you forgot to reply to Prof. Toad's wish.
I wish for a bowl of soup.

 

[Blue]

Granted. Every copy of Super Mario 64 becomes a broken mess that softlocks as soon as you catch MIPS the rabbit.
Also, you forgot to reply to Prof. Toad's wish.
I wish for a bowl of soup.

Granted, it has frog legs in it.
I wish that I was the best smash player

 

[Sp00kDragon]

Granted, but you have such poor internet that you can't use any of those skills
I wish I was better at speaking in social situations

 

[Blue]

Granted, but you have such poor internet that you can't use any of those skills
I wish I was better at speaking in social situations

Granted......I really don't want to answer that one because there was a time I had the same problem. But Granted. But you have COVID-19.

I wish I could fart

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. You fart so hard that you ruin your pants.
I wish to become a kangaroo.

 

[Blue]

Granted. You fart so hard that you ruin your pants.
I wish to become a kangaroo.

Granted you jump to the moon.

I wish I could fly

 

[Power Flotzo]

No need to ping me via a quote, I'm right here.

Granted. You fly too close to the sun, causing the wax holding your wings to melt and you fall into the ocean and drown.
I wish to be able to swim with the dolphins.

 

[Blue]

Granted, You can't breathe in air.

I wish I had smash bros Brawl

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Your Wii console is unable to read the game disc because it is scratched.
I wish I could turn into a duck at will. (It's clear I'm running out of ideas.)

 

[Blue]

Granted. Your Wii console is unable to read the game disc because it is scratched.
I wish I could turn into a duck at will. (It's clear I'm running out of ideas.)

Granted. You can't go back.

I wish I could Rick Roll anyone anytime

 

[Power Flotzo]

No need to ping me via a quote, I'm right here.

Granted. People aren't fooled and they don't find it funny because RickRolling is a gag that has been done to death.
I wish to be able to do the splits.

 

[Blue]

Granted. People aren't fooled and they don't find it funny because RickRolling is a gag that has been done to death.
I wish to be able to do the splits.

Granted. I kills you.

I wish I could play undertale. As I only know about sans and a few songs in the game.

 

[Chair]

granted. you get a version that you can't progress in.
I wish the nintendo switch online didn't exist.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Instead you need to subscribe to a paid service to even use the Nintendo Switch.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Blue]

Granted. Instead you need to subscribe to a paid service to even use the Nintendo Switch.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted but you can't breathe air.

I wish for one, you won't twist my words and will listen to them to their full meaning
2, Nothing negative will happen out of it.
3, I wish for 1,000,000 dollars.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Granted you get 1,000,000 dollars. But, you must spend it within the next 1,000,000 seconds after which, it will disappear. Use it wisely.

I wish for a Supreme pizza.

 

[Blue]

Granted you get 1,000,000 dollars. But, you must spend it within the next 1,000,000 seconds after which, it will disappear. Use it wisely.

I wish for a Supreme pizza.

Hah, beat the system. 1,000,000 seconds is a long time
Granted, but it has a hint of garlic on it.

 

[Power Flotzo]

You get a bowl of soup.

I wish to be able to type up the entire script for the Bee Movie in under 15 minutes using only my left big toe.

 

[Blue]

You get a bowl of soup.

I wish to be able to type up the entire script for the Bee Movie in under 15 minutes using only my left big toe.

Granted, you die afterwards.

I wish for WAAAAAAAAAALUIGI

 

[Chair]

granted. he is now in every mario game, appearing in the big case, but gets removed from any series forever afterwards.
I wish I could be on vacation for the rest of my life

 

[Blue]

granted. he is now in every mario game, appearing in the big case, but gets removed from any series forever afterwards.
I wish I could be on vacation for the rest of my life

Granted, but you have a skin disease that makes it so you can't be in the sun.

I wish for Awdryfan to be unbanned

 

[Chair]

granted, he then gets banned again
I wish my internet always worked good

 

[Blue]

granted, he then gets banned again
I wish my internet always worked good

Granted, LTE never works on your phones.

I wish for Taco Bell