Good wishes aren't always good wishes

granted, you have so much knowledge of computers that you became an evil robot mastermind and you eventually got defeated.

I wish we stopped getting new catastrophes.
 
Granted, now everyone else's internet is worse.

I wish that I could drive.
 
granted it explodes and your clothes get soaked it sprite
i wish to speak german fluently
 
granted. you die for free.

i wish i could get games more often cause rn im getting one game every 6 months and that sucks
 
granted. the dragons eat you cause they havent eaten in days

i wish my twitter account got followers more often (btw link is in the sig if u wanna follow. ig thats shameless advertising)
 
granted, but it's because of something embarassing you posted on accident

i wish that king olly will be swag
 
granted. hes so swag that he ends up being annoying.

i wish olivia wont suck like kersti or starlow
 
granted. you were drawing it with the pencil from spongebob and it ate you

i wish there was an easier way to fix joycon drift than applying alcohol
 
Granted. You repair the joycon drift but everything else gets destroyed.
I wish fast food reversed the healthiness with the vegetables.
 
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Granted, but parents aren't aware of that, so they push their kids to eat vegetables, resulting in a while generation being in an unhealthy shape.

I wish that money wasn't important.
 
granted, now everyone throws it away and the streets are polluted with useless money.

i wish my discord server had more activity
 
granted, all of discord moves to your servers and all other active servers lose their members because yours is so popular.

i wish there was a new minecraft manhunt video every day.
 
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