Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Blue]

Granted, He's a fart. Yeah I am the most creative

I wish for Jesus to come

 

[Vivian]

Granted, but nobody listens to his plea for world kindness yet again

I wish I could ride Yoshi irl

 

[Blue]

Granted, He's a fart! I really should stop

I wish Wa was in smash

 

[Vivian]

Granted, the entire state of Wa (residing in Burma) is now a stage in Smash.

I wish there was a Wabowser.

 

[Blue]

OH GOD NO! Granted, that was never a thought

I wish for IOS 13

 

[Cocoa]

Alright. The update straight up locks you out of your phone permanently.

I wish for the next Iron Man movie.

 

[Vivian]

Granted, it's an indie film made by a high school english class, with a budget total of $12.

I wish for a Nintendo Cinematic Universe

 

[Blue]

Granted, but it is about Farts and Wario

I wish some people would post sometimes

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted, but they never talk about anything interesting.

I wish the song Snow Halation ceased to exist.

 

[Blue]

Granted, But you had to listen to it all the time.

I wish that my dog did not have a black hole for food

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, The dog dies.

I wish that i had 100 copies of Kinect Adventures.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, however you have to pay for all of them

I wish the leaked sonic movie design is the one we'll get because I'm tired of people making fanmade design like HOLY SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA!

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. The movie gets abysmal ratings and becomes a box-office bomb.

I wish 3Dejong (remember him?) returned to the wiki.

 

[Vivian]

Granted, but he's come back to petition the end of Nintendo

I wish I could ask the employee at Dunkin to heat my donut

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. The guy behind the counter overheats it, resulting in a charcoal donut and the smell of burnt sugar.

I wish Waluigi's Taco Stand were a real game.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, but it explores Waluigi secret in drug dealing
I wish Spirte Remix was brought back

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but it's tainted by Megalovania.
I wish I had a Digimon.

 

[Vivian]

Granted, it's Numemon.

I wish nobody hated me.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Everyone loves you so much that they won't leave you alone.

Since I've purchased the Fighters Pass, I might as well wish for the identity of the next Smash combatant to be revealed.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, it's MARIO HOLY S-

I wish that Veemon was here...in my home.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. His tendency to get into mischief destroys your home.

I wish I could escape idol hell.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted.... NOT!

I wish my Wii U Gamepad has a working left stick

 

[Power Flotzo]

*POOF*
The Gamepad's left stick now works. However, the right stick breaks in its place, and it is impossible to repair.

And now to make my wish. I wish for a coconut gun which is able to fire in spurts.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but the coconut gun, can not fire in spurts...

I wish everyone knew of Pancham.

 

[Vivian]

Granted, and everyone caught them to wilderness-extinction, causing a collapse in the natural ecosystem's balance, everyone went hungry and died.

Call me Wakko, but I wish I had a lucky ha'penny.