Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiSan]

Granted, but it gets a ton of downloads because a popular user stole it and reposted it as his own.

I wish that I was brave enough to eat escargot.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, now you're an escargot slog.

I wish for Plastic Love.

 

[Koops]

Granted, it's still fake love, so... what do you get from it? Like.. it's literally plastic!

I wish I had more power over my studies.

Granted, but they're mean.

I'm one of his two brothers Moldo... how could you say this about me?

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but it's now worthless.

I wish the video game industry were unionized.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, but the union is of devs you don't like
I wish I had a wish that wouldn't backfire

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted. It backfires and you have an arrow in the knee.

I wish there wasn't a Digimon x Pokémon crossover

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. It's now a Sonic crossover.

I wish Garfield was my cat. (Is it a good wish tho?)

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but Garfield will eat all of your lasagna.

I wish i was no longer sick

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. You die instead.

I wish for a cake.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish I had denali moose tracks ice cream N O W.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, raw ice cream appears in midair and falls on your floor. You now have to clean it up and will have ants tomorrow.

I wish that I was good at writing.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. Every time you sit down to write/type your hands cramp up.

I wish for Zlathlnathnl to disappear from existence.

 

[PanchamBro]

I have no idea who Zlathlnathnl is, so instead I'll assume you wanted to disappear from existence. Granted.

I wish for Columbus Day to be outlawed.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but it is outlawed for a half of a day.
I wish I had a box full of cookies.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. They're old and stale.

I wish I had a fully functioning GBA w/Mario games and charging cables and Link cables (let's see one of you make this bad. Hah!).

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted. The only way you were able to get it was by stealing it, and the cops are now coming.

I wish that I could get my driver's license tomorrow.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted! Now you can drive Toy cars! You'll have to wait till you want to drive actual cars!

I wish for a new pair of Joycons and Super Mario Party. (Because I only have 2 functional Joycons, and Mario Party is not fun with only 2 players. Well, except for duel minigames).

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted. Your brand-new Joy-Con break within a week. (You know, like those 3rd party GCN controllers that deliberately stop working after exactly 1 week?). Even worse, you find that the game card for Super Mario Party is in two pieces.

I wish I could buy myself a ton of new games right now.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted...in a 100 years from now on...

I wish there was a way to travel to Africa from South Korea and maybe makes some more Africa by Toto.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but you cannot go back to South Korea.
I wish that I had a guitar.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, it's fake

I wish for Xmas.

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

Granted, it happens on the 25th December.

I wish Geno was in Smash Ultimate.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. He was put through a Russian court and falsely charged with treason, meaning he comes in as a DLC character 1 minute before the even better Smash for the next console comes out.

I wish that the next Smash would have every single character again.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, it has ONLY every single character from the first game. So it's literally Smash 64 HD.

I wish Fortnite wasn't so popular.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. PUBG adds dances. Oh dear.

I pass.