Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, he killed you!

I wish that he would be killed.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but he's a zombie now.
I wish I could live forever.

 

[Flowey]

Granted.


I wish I could time travel.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted.


I wish I could time travel.

Nice one
Granted, but you go back in time and get eaten by a T-Rex
I wish school was canceled.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, the factory needs more workers.


I wish Kobe hasn't died.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, he shocked Nintendo to death.

I wish Nintendo will be revived.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, they're even worse than before.


I wish they made a Mario fps game.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but it was bad.

I wish that there will be a mod to make it better.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but it was bad.

I wish that there will be a mod to make it better.

Granted, but it contained a virus.
I wish for there to be no more computer viruses.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but computers are being hacked more than before.

I wish there would be no more hackers.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but computers are being hacked more than before.

I wish there would be no more hackers.

Granted, but now computer security is weak (there's good hackers you know. look it up.).
I wish for a new set of headphones.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but no one knows what you mean since you used the wrong form of new.
I wish I had a robot girlfriend who would help me with video games.

 

[Kirbyo]

granted, but no one knows what you mean since you used the wrong form of new.
I wish I had a robot girlfriend who would help me with video games.

Granted, but she broke down.

I wish for a new set of headphones.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but it is incompatible with your devices.

I wish that there will be Windows 11.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but it is incompatible with your devices.

I wish that there will be Windows 11.

Granted, but it gives yuo updates every 2 seconds.
I wish for the quick chat feature in Among Us to be removed.

 

[Renjamin]

Granted, but it gives yuo updates every 2 seconds.
I wish for the quick chat feature in Among Us to be removed.

Granted! Well technically, the whole game is removed from all platforms

I wish we scrapped democracy and instead had world leaders fight to the death to resolve issues

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted! Well technically, the whole game is removed from all platforms

I wish we scrapped democracy and instead had world leaders fight to the death to resolve issues

thats a good thing?
I wish for a new computer.

 

[Power Flotzo]

I wish we scrapped democracy and instead had world leaders fight to the death to resolve issues

Granted. Within a few days, all the world leaders (or most of them, anyway) are hospitalized, and some even die.

thats a good thing?
I wish for a new computer.

[no-gameplay-value]"Good" is a broad definition. What's good for one person might not be good for you, and vice versa.[/no-gameplay-value]
Granted. Someone "accidentally" throws it out the window, and it shatters.

I wish for friendly and peaceful blue Cataquacks.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted. Within a few days, all the world leaders (or most of them, anyway) are hospitalized, and some even die.


[no-gameplay-value]"Good" is a broad definition. What's good for one person might not be good for you, and vice versa.[/no-gameplay-value]
Granted. Someone "accidentally" throws it out the window, and it shatters.

I wish for friendly and peaceful blue Cataquacks.

Granted, but they scam you with fake blue coins.
I wish for the next person to make my wish for me.

 

[Cayde]

Granted, but I wish for a cow to kiss you.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but natural disasters happen more often.

I wish that there will be no more natural disasters.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but there are artificial disasters.
I wish trickity tower didn't exist.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, the game it's from doesn't exist.
Idk what game it's from lmao

I wish Mario Kart Wii got an HD remaster for the Switch.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, it's limited release.

I wish its availability could be extended.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Everyone ignores it in favor of the Skyward Sword remaster.

I wish for free ice cream for a year.