Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Flowey]

Granted, you lose your teeth and get diabetes and hate ice cream forever.



I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

 

[Primarina]

granted, but the wish is taken a bit too literally.
I wish Miraculous Ladybug had an Esperanto dub where all transformation phrases are "transformu min"

 

[Christmas Who?]

Granted, it gets cancelled due to poor ratings.

I wish for a new Mario game.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, it's a rerelease of a game from the previous generation but with only 3 hours of content added


I wish people didn't suck

 

[Christmas Who?]

Granted, people now slurp.

I wish for Cars 4.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, 4 cars appeared.

I wish for a car.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, you may choose one Hot Wheels car.



I wish for E3 to be good

 

[Jackie Frost]

Granted, but the games don't come out for a while

I wish for all of MLP:FiM to be added to Netflix UK

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but the games don't come out for a while

I wish for all of MLP:FiM to be added to Netflix UK

Granted, but noone watches it.
I wish for a new Kirby game at E3.

 

[Primarina]

Granted, but the game is announced to be very short.
I wish Iived in the quantic universe.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted but I messed up the wish entirely because I don't know what that means
I wish Twitter users finally realize the Switch Pro isn't real

 

[Flowey]

Granted, they go back to screaming politics at each other.



I wish I had answers

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, the teachers found out and disqualified you from taking the test.

I wish your future isn't affected.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Granted, but it is.
I wish for a parallel universe where all of the above wishes are true.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. While it does exist, you cannot access it, as humanity cannot travel to other universes.

I wish to live in a yellow submarine (but not the one the Beatles lived in).

 

[Toasty Toad]

Granted it is broken and is infested with wasps, rats, termites, spiders, and sharks
I wish for a water bottle

 

[Flowey]

Granted, it's empty


I wish I'd made some different choices in my early days here

 

[Toasty Toad]

Granted those choices lead you to your ultimate demise
I wish for this wish to be cursed

 

[Flygon64]

Granted, that wish made your wish go into an infinite paradox due to the laws of this topic and the universe, causing it to implode upon itself in spectacular fashion
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I wish I had McNuggets

 

[PaperMario77]

Granted, but the branding says 'McFuggets'.

I wish for a crappy article about Super Mario Bros. on the everything wiki.

 

[Toasty Toad]

Granted but now there is crap on anything mario
I wish dogs were real

 

[Chair]

I wish dogs were real

wut
granted, they take over humanity's spot

I wish to have some good grilled cheese

 

[Toasty Toad]

Granted but it's poisoned
I wish Hotel Mario got a sequel

 

[Chair]

granted, it doesn't have any cutscenes so that makes it automatically terrible

I wish I had a better conputer

 

[Toasty Toad]

Granted if I knew what a conputer was
I wish for pizza