Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Chair]

Granted but it has pineapple on it although I really don't mind it I'm assuming you hate it

I wish to feel relaxed now

 

[Flygon64]

Granted but it has pineapple on it although I really don't mind it I'm assuming you hate it

I wish to feel relaxed now

Granted, but you feel too relaxed, you grow tired of peace, a yearning for chaos grows within you, you burn down cities and poison the water supply, you cause the collapse of society, you are eventually finished off by your own doing, but even after your death, the souls lost will never rest

I wish to have a bottle of oxygen

 

[Renjamin]

Granted. Within a few days, all the world leaders (or most of them, anyway) are hospitalized, and some even die.

Sorry, this is unrelated to the central game but what is this? I wished world leaders fought to the death and the twist was some of them die?

 

[Primarina]

granted, but you'll be constantly attacked.
I wish to have cosplay outfits of all female sentai rangers

 

[Booguette]

Granted, but the designer AKA me had no idea what they looked like so you got free kersti costumes
I wish for Zoroark, Hat Kid, and Koopa Paratroopa in Smash

 

[Renjamin]

Granted, they're spirits

I wish for a spicy meat-a-ball

 

[Chair]

Granted, the spicy meat-a-ball is SO spicy that is causes pain, cramping, vomiting and nausea.

I wish for pizza hut to reopen in my country (for context it closed in mine)

 

[Toasty Toad]

mine got replaced by a Tatoo shop and there was already 2 across the street
Granted but it makes french toast instead of pizza
I wish for flat-earthers to realize they are wrong

 

[Chair]

Granted, now they became no-earthers

I wish mario maker 2 would still get good updates

 

[Toasty Toad]

Granted but they will be DLC
I wish I still had my DS

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted, but somebody dropped a brick on it.

I wish I could start a green cheese moon theory club with a few other people.

 

[Booguette]

Granted, but those people are you, yourself, and Nabbit. and Nabbit just stole all your power-ups.
I wish for the ability to play the Tetris theme anywhere I want

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, but the whole world gets to hear it, very loudly.

I wish I had motivation.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. You get a copy of Kelly Rowland's 2011 song "Motivation" instead.

I wish I could defrost a koala.

 

[Princess Viola]

Granted but you over defrost it, hope you enjoy melted koala

I wish I had more figures in my collection

 

[Ihsan997]

Granted, but the figures have creepily lifelike eyes which follow you wherever you move.

I wish I had a toilet made of solid gold.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted, you break your tailbone sitting on it at all
I wish to be a better artist

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but the instructions are unclear. You become a being made out of some gooey paint, and get absorbed by a Jelly Fox.

I wish for a copy of Super Mario for the PS4.

 

[Princess Viola]

Granted, unfortunately it's a bootleg game with a virus and it bricks your PS4.

I wish for world peas.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Wish granted, you get a jar of World Peas.

I wish that STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US memes stop getting posted and the Among Us meme dies.

 

[Christmas Who?]

Wish granted, you get a jar of World Peas.

I wish that STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US memes stop getting posted and the Among Us meme dies.

Granted, Fortnite comes back and people post STOP POSTING ABOUT FORTNITE now.

I wish I had Hulu so I could watch Animaniacs.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, you get Hulu with Ads.

I wish for a PDA that runs Windows CE 2.0 so I can make stupid applications for it.

 

[Christmas Who?]

Granted, you get Hulu with Ads.

I wish for a PDA that runs Windows CE 2.0 so I can make stupid applications for it.

Granted, it's laggy.

I wish Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain aired on Cartoon Network.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, they air past your bed-time.

I wish for-

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. The - turns into a — after a few seconds.

I wish to live in a large house with motorcycle parking.