Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but you get the 2DS instead.

I wish to get a 2DS.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, it is broken.

I want to eat pizza.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, it's frozen


I wish for Discord nitro.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, it only lasts 2 hours.

I want a 64 GB SD card.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, it is full and you can't get rid of the memory storage in it.

I wish for Mario Characters to be real, with their design from the video games.

 

[Booguette]

Granted, they are gigantic and destroy New York. And unluckily the Ghostbusters don't exist.

I wish for this thread to stop.


THIS THREAD SHALL NOT PASS!

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but it continued thanks to this post.

I want an apple.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, it's a 10 year old iphone that doesn't even work.


I wish to play BTD5

 

[Primarina]

granted, but I messed the wish up entirely because I don't know what BTDS is.

I wish for the ability to shapeshift

 

[Flowey]

Granted, but you have to be green because you're Beast Boy from TTG Wait I double corrupted that



I wish for waffles.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but you have no toaster.

I wish for apple pie.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. An apple pie to your face.

I wish for deez nuts. Haha gottem.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, but [THIS IS NOT POSTABLE ON MARIOBOARDS]



I wish I could stay out of politics.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but you became the president.

I wish for pi to be identified.

 

[MiracleDinner]

Granted, but it's just the power series for arctan

I wish to be able to watch my little pony every day for the rest of my life

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but the show was terrible.

I wish badniks were real and nice.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, but Eggman also becomes real and is still evil.

I wish I were Luigi in real life.

 

[MiracleDinner]

Granted, but he uses powerups and causes chaos and destruction

I wish Rarity were in real life and designed me an outfit

 

[THE END]

Granted, but she's a pony and ponies can't talk or make outfits in real life

I wish there's a post after this and many more posts after that.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, but all the posts are from spambots and trolls.

I wish I didn't have so many research assignments in college this semester.

 

[THE END]

Granted, but your other assignments are made a bit longer.

I wish making games didn't require code.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but they are book reports instead.

I wish for world peace.

 

[THE END]

Granted, but it's actually granted because we desperately need world peace and I couldn't think of anything.

I wish Sonic Frontiers is good.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but Sonic Mania got better.

I want a robot.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, but it's a rogue robot that doesn't actually listen to you and just causes trouble.

I wish getting a legal name change wasn't so complicated.