Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you are immediately assimilated.

I wish I could be a badnik.
 
You are immediately crushed by sonic.

Man, I wish my story could get commented on.
 
(Woohoo! Bad attention is still attention!)
Granted, BUT you have to change your avatar.

I wish my dog wouldn't peepee on the couch
 
Easy. It was a joke about how you almost never seem to change your profile picture.
 
Granted, but it's incredibly uncomfortable

I want to play video games with Sweetie Belle
 
Granted, unfortunately due to an impending economic crisis, a new law is passed forbidding the private ownership of any and all gold, so you have to turn it in to the government or else you'll face a fine or jailtime.

I wish Thomas Wooden Railway sets weren't so expensive.
 
Granted, but those dollars are in a very obscure currency

I want good grades on my university research project
 
Granted, but you're only invincible to one very specific form of attack that will barely ever come up.

I wish me and my boyfriend would find a good apartment that we can afford.
 
Granted, but everyone sees you as an evil dictator and you get a horrible reputation for it.

I wish I'll do well on my German exam tomorrow.
 
Granted, but you'll forget to write your name on the paper

I wish I could have a nice lunch.
 
Granted, but all your meals tomorrow will be awful.

I wish I could wear my Shy Guy mask in class.
 
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