Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you become some random guy name Theodore Roosevelt.

I wish Blazaking EX would make my custom sprites.
 
Granted, but it zaps you and runs away before you can catch it.

I wish for everyone online right now to post.
 
Granted, you eat it and it is poisoned.

I wish for a very good answer to my wish.
 
Granted, you get a very good answer to your wish.

I wish I liked Super Mario 64
 
Granted, You like it so much you dont buy any games and sell the ones you have now for more copys of Super Mario 64 so you can beat them but you suck at the game and you buy 500 pointless Super Mario 64 broken copies.

I wish someone would say confuzzled
 
Confuzzled happens to be the word which I brainwashed my army of ninjas to kill you when they hear.
Confuzzled.

I wish someone would give me a better and more on-topic answer to my last wish.
 
Granted but the next day, the rank is abolished and you get demoted.

I wish that I had shapeshifting powers along with the power to stop time. that would be ace as i could spent more time on VGs and the wiki.
 
Granted, Glenn Beck hires you to look like Obama so he can make fun of him on his show, but Glenn gets caried away and ends up killing you.

I wish SvS would change his name to John McCain, that'd be funny.
 
Granted, but his account get's deleted.

I wish my Userpedia article was longer and it wasn't vandalism that made it longer.
 
Granted, but it gets too long that the admins must delete it.

I wish that I didn't have to pay for all my new games and all games after that! MASATOWG was so expensive. Still bought it snyway..
 
Granted, you get arrested for stealing.

I wish for my very own Drive-thru Whale.
 
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