Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Aiko Heiwa]

Granted, but it bloke.

I wish Strong Bad would answer my sbemail.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, it's worse than tape-leg.

I wish for an image of a guy getting hit on the head with a blob of Jello.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, but the gut being hit in the head is you.

I wish I have the power of geass.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, the powers don't work on people who know very, very, very little about what that is. The powers are ineffective on the entire world with the exception of other Code Grease nerds.

I wish I knew what would happen if your head asplodes.

 

[YellowYoshi127]

Granted but you find out by having your own head asplode.
I wish i had a packet of blutac

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, it explodes due to a factory error.

I wish for more 」's and「's.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, but those things work the same way as those walls that press against each other and squish you.

I wish for my own costum Knightmare Frame.

 

[KP Blue]

granted, but it's too small.

I wish for unlimited wishes with no adverse side effects whatsoever.

 

[Zero777]

Granted but another guy alters and twists the wish and it never comes out as you wish.

I wish for a Knight Giga Fortress.

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, I steal it

I wish i didnt have a cold

 

[Zero777]

Granted but your on fire!

I wish I rule the world.

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, You do something wrong and everybody kills you

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but a timeloop happens and now you are stuck with what you had before.

I wish this topic would end.

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, it gets revived

In wish for an Ice-Cream

 

[Zero777]

Granted but you get brain freeze easily.

I wish for a lot of money.

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, you get robbed and nobody cares

 

[KP Blue]

Granted, but you now own nothing.

I wish for a pet baby Yoshi

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but he eats you.

I wish I received a PM from someone.

 

[Booman]

Granted, but it's spam.

I wish for a real life .

 

[Zero777]

Granted but you die from listening to his jokes.

I wish pokemons are real.

 

[Booman]

Granted, you get pwn'd by one.

I wish for a dog bone.

 

[Zero777]

Granted but...............................

I wish that Knightmare Frames are real.

 

[KP Blue]

granted, but only for a nanosecond

I wish that Superhero comic tropes were more mainstream.

 

[Booman]

Granted, but get cancelled.
I wish I could meet Calvin Coolidge.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, you meet yourself.

I wish for more posts in that "KNIFE FIGHT!" game Ugo made. The "bar fight" style of games like that are always epic.