Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. It got deleted five seconds after you were granted access.

I wish I could be on the Xephyr board. (This place is boring and much less naughty.)
 
Granted, everyone leaves and the place dies.

I wish Lario would be not bored.
 
Granted, but you eat too much and end up getting a problem with obsessing with chocolate. To the point that you shun all of your friends and make a house out of chocolate, which you end up eating.
 
I'll assume the wish of the previous user was written in invisible ink.

I wish that I was able to vacuum up stuff like Bowser did in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story and not like the Poltergust 3000 from Luigi's Mansion.
 
Granted. You inhale deadly stuff like hydrogen peroxide, cyanide, and lead.

I wish there was a combination of :yoshi: and :dk:
 
Granted. They scratch up all your Wii games and they eat all your potato chips.

I wish I was a Heavy Weapons Guy.
 
Granted. He turns into the leader of the AGCC (Anti-Ghost Cheese Circles (& co.)) and goes back in time to kill the Boos that were in your house earlier, thus creating a time paradox.

I wish it didn't cost $400,000 to fire my gun for 12 seconds.
 
You're accused as being an accomplice in the JFK murder.

I wish my posts on the forums had more prominence.
 
Granted. They are extremely snobby so they hire some gaurds to beat you up.

I wish for one billion wishes.
 
Granted. The strings explode and blow off your fingers.

I wish people who hate daisy had a legitimate reason to.
 
Granted. You now get to play Solid Metal Gear 2.

I wish for pants
 
Granted. You get ass-less chaps

I wish Nintendo will release a 2-d Mario game with a level editor
 
Granted, March of the Minis already has those qualities, so you just wasted your wish.

I wish for more time.
 
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