Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Time Turner]

Granted. Time is now frozen for you.

.sdrawkcab daer dluoc ydobyna hsiw I

 

[wsbm]

Granted. I can and you stop feeling unique.

I wish Nintendo would make Luigi’s Mansion 2 using my ideas.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. Everybody hates your idead though. (No offense)

I wish that another third party series would appear in a game with Mario as full-fledged characters.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but it is a poorly devoloped game that sells horribly.

I wish that I could think of a better wish.

 

[Garlic Man]

Granted. There are now a million ways to die.

I wish that SMG2 came out

I think he meant Super Mario Wiki, not Super Mario World.


Back to the thread:

Granted, but it is a poorly devoloped game that sells horribly.

I wish that I could think of a better wish.

Granted. I present you a handbook that includes that and other cliche wishes.

I wish Nintendo would just tell us what sex Birdo is.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but you become a hermit and never watch TV, never use the Internet, and miss the announcement.

I wish I had remembered to put a wish in this post without having to edit it in.

 

[Garlic Man]

Granted, but it's too late now. I've already replied.

I wish I could edit this wish after somebody else replies so that the answer would produce "lulz".

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but I already said it. lulz.

I wish that people would stop coming up with creepy relationships.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but they come up with random or stupid relationships.

I wish I could finish this sent

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but what you write is nonsense.

I wish that I could resist the urge to become posh all the time.

 

[Lario]

Granted. You are permanently 100% posh with an oversized and immovable monocle.

I wish that I could remember the name of that one thing.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but your memory is wiped right after.

I wish that... I could think of a better wish. :-/

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but you forget the wish after you remember it.

I wish that I wasn't posh anymore. Or a nerd. Or somebody immature, prissy, snobish, stupid, insane or cheap. But I'd still be a Kirby.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but you become something that everybody casts out of their social groups. :P

I wish that I could come up with a better response than what I gave.

 

[Time Turner]

The response now says that I become one of the most popular users on the Wiki.

I wish that a trophy was made of me in my honour.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted, but someone melts it.

I wish that you could answer this question?

 

[Time Turner]

Paradox.

I wish that the next person will answer this question:

Will you answer no to this question?

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Yes, I will answer "no" to that question:

No.

I wish that something exciting would happen.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. You explode.

I wish I had a big sword.

 

[wsbm]

Granted.
It appears in the gap in your teeth

I wish more people cared about my ideas.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. People now care about your ideas because they suck.
By the way, Kirbies doen't have teeth.

I wish I had an alternate-universe device.

 

[Lario]

Granted. You first go to the world of impact explosives which only explode if anything but bombs or air particles touch them.

I wish that other people would post in this thread.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. Tons of vandals come here.

I wish there was no school.

 

[Lario]

Granted. The average IQ of the world's people becomes 70 and it all falls into anarchy...

I wish that more people would put effort into school.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. Now every single sentance takes five hours due to intellectual talk.

I wish I had a coupon that I could redeem at any store for $50.