Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Marioguy1]

Granted but I drop the jaws of life on you because that was a good granted D:

I wish this game would stop getting screwed up

 

[Jesus Freak]

Granted, it gets screwed down.

I wish my account on another forum would get approved.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but everyone there trolls you.

I wish we always got out of school at noon.

 

[wsbm]

Granted. Summer school is now mandatory.

I wish Fusion Fall would stop freezing.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it burns.

I wish the bugs would stop hitting the window.

 

[Silverarms]

Granted. But now bats are hitting the window.

I wish I was the king of the galaxy.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted. You become the king of the galaxy, but due to a dimensional rift, everyone else is transported to a new galaxy, where I am elected grand poobah. Therefore, you have nobody to rule.

I wish these bugs would die.

 

[Silverarms]

Granted. A giant spider ate all the bugs up. Now ate you up.OMNOMNOM

I wish I had a pet

 

[ralphfan]

Granted. You get a pet, but it's a Bowser and it eats you.

I wish Wayo would be on time for the AC meeting.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, I'm not *gasp*

I wish for a MG6

 

[Silverarms]

Granted. But instead of MG6, its 6GM

I wish I had leamonaid

 

[ralphfan]

Granted. You get lemonade, but it turns out to be made from urine.

I wish it wasn't dark outside.

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

Granted, you're on the sun.

I wish for more sushi

 

[Silverarms]

Granted. But the sushi turns out to be owl pellets.

I wish I had robot bodygard.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the bodyguard is so overprotective it blocks off any air trying to enter your lungs.

I wish Firefox was faster.

 

[Silverarms]

Granted. But it goes so fast it catches on fire and burns your house down.

I wish I could stay up all night.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, you stay up all night but you sleep all day. Now you're not a lumberjack, so you're not okay.

I wish I was a lumberjack.

 

[Silverarms]

Granted. But you cut a tree and it falls on you.

I wish was a frog

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, now frog is

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

Where the fuck is your wish?

I wish MG1 made a wish.

 

[Silverarms]

Granted. But his wish was to kill you.

I wish for a can of Big K Rootbeer.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted. You get a can of Big K root beer, but the can is empty.

I wish I was better at shooting rubber bands.

 

[Silverarms]

Granted. But the rubber band protection club arrests you.

I wish I had Super Mario Galaxy 2

 

[ralphfan]

You get Super Mario Galaxy 2, but the copy of the game is cracked.

 

[Silverarms]

You get Super Mario Galaxy 2, but the copy of the game is cracked.

Where's your wish?