Good wishes aren't always good wishes

I wish the POST button were bigger
 
Granted. The Post button gets so big, it covers the box you enter your post into.

I wish there was no 15-second limit between posts.
 
You remember to wish, but your wishes are unbeatable, so the thread dies.

I wish I popular music was better.
 
Granted. It was so hard, it turned into jello, rendering my dog unhurt.

I wish my teachers would give me A's.
 
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Granted, but you come back to life.
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Erm...nooo? Anything but that? Uh, please no? I don't want to come back to life...this is torture?

Granted, you say that I die by slowly - the sad part is, that is more logical :(

Anyhow, I wish that you would come up with better responses to wishes that you wished for.
 
Granted, but I have a feeling that you expected me to actually post something bad happening to you. But I don't. So now you're ticked.

I wish that I understood your wish.
 
You understand the wish, but your computer gets a virus before you can corrupt it.

I wish I came up with a better wish.
 
You get a job, but it's...rated R...catch my drift? How is that even corrupting your wish? That's better than a normal job!

I wish for something.
 
You hang out with a friend, but he goes nuts and hangs you.

I wish I didn't have to go to Hebrew School tomorrow.
 
Granted you eat it and go into a chocolate coma and die

I wish I was on Whose Line is it Anyway?
 
sure thing, but youre caught in the explosion and suffer horrible 3rd degree bruns before succumbing to your injuries

i wish i was done winning all the microgames in ww twisted
 
Granted. You win all the microgames, but the game explodes during the credits after you win and you also suffer 3rd degree burns before succumbing to your injuries.

I wish my wish corruptions were more original.
 
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