Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Zero777]

Granted but there is no fuse

I wish this thread will stop

 

[unit4545]

It stops for a while, but then i post. :P

I wish i was a sophisticated yoshi!

 

[Uniju]

You are so sophisticated and intelligent that the rest of your tribe of Yoshis see you as a traitor for favouring western ideals over their ancient traditions, and they burn you alive.

I wish for a cute girl with no ill intentions to bake me chocolate chip cookies.

 

[unit4545]

You get one, but her ex-boyfriend kills her.

i wish for a picture of a epic win!

 

[Uniju]

Granted, but it's so epic and winfull that it won't fit in the internet, so I can't actually give it to you.

I wish I didn't need to wish for anything.

 

[unit4545]

Wish granted, but you just forced yourself into a paradox, so it doesn't matter!

I wish That and and can be as as

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they all die.

I wish you wouldn't use so many smilies when you post.

 

[unit4545]

You get that wish, and i use only one smily type.

I wish that you would do the moonwalk!

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but I bump into a switch that triggers a trapdoor which you fall through.

I wish I had a magic eightball.

 

[ShadowMushroom]

Granted, but you get it because someone drops it on your head from 300 stories above and it kills you.

I wish that I could travel through time as I please.

 

[Barry]

Granted, but you travel to the time of the dino 's and they eat you alive.

I wish I could run even FASTER!!!

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, but you travel to the time of the dino 's and they eat you alive.

I wish I could run even FASTER!!!

Granted, Sonic get , Sonic go Super Sonic on yo...butt.

I wish the world revolved around me

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but since it revolves around you, you aren't in the atmosphere, and you die from lackof oxygen.

I wish Quidditch was real.

 

[Barry]

Who?

 

[ralphfan]

*facepalm* It's a sport in Harry Potter.

I wish he had wished for something.

 

[ShadowMushroom]

Granted, but he wish you where dead.

I wish I knew what I should do for my Mario fan fiction.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted. You know what you should do, but your idea sucks.

I wish this forum had more cowbell.

 

[Marioguy1]

Um...OK, granted but you have to play it

I wish I had a cow

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you due because it kicks you in the head.

I wish I could be the very best, like no one ever was.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted, but you die because it kicks you in the head.

fix'd

Granted, you travel across the land, searching far and wide for a pokemon that never comes.

I wish that stupid theme song would stop playing in my head...oh no...hand...what are you doing? Not the youtube lin-*shot*

EDIT: Thanks to your stupid wish I now have a playlist of a certain thirteen songs playing off of youtube

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but Jizz In My Pants plays instead.

I wish I listened to more The Lonely Island

 

[Marioguy1]

. Granted, but you spend all your time listening that you don't post here again.

I wish I could stop listening to Pokemon theme songs, yes, they're still stuck in my head.

EDIT: I also started a Pokemon-watching marathon thanks to your stupid lyrics thing D:

 

[unit4545]

It happens, but now your stuck with justin bieber songs.

I WISH MY PANTS WOULD EXPLODE IN A PIE FACTORY!

 

[Marioguy1]

O_O *dies*
Granted, the workers hit you with pies.

I wish you were dead at the hands of Baby you cruel monster.

 

[unit4545]

I'm dead but not at that song!

I wish "thriller" would play out of every sound device in the universe that everybody in the universe would dance like michael jackson and have their heads explode in a soiwer of confetti afterwards!