Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it gets clogged.

I wish for a raccoon.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's constipated.

I wish I had a grape.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish for Kanye West.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he punches you.

I wish I had a shrubbery.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it pokes you all the time.

I wish for a better hair do.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's made of skunk fur.

I wish I had a TV show.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it gets cancelled because it has no popularity.

I wish for a message.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's a warning for breaking rules.

I wish I had a stop sign.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's fake.

I wish for a ship.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's wrecked.

I wish I had a papercut.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you never stop bleeding.

I wish for a bottle.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish I had a paintbrush.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Grainted, but it's one in a video game.

I wish for respect.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but only terrorists respect you.

I wish I had a facepalm.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Grrrrrranted but the facepalm kills you.

I wish Taylor Swift sang better

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but she already sings well so I DESTROY YOU for saying otherwise

I wish you would listen to Justin Bieber for 24h and then try saying that again.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but I think Justin Bieber is cool

I wish for Kid Cudi to sing moar songs.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they all are about killing you.

I wish I had a lemur.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's King Julien

I wish for a raccoon smiley on chat.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but Justin Bieber sings and it runs off

I wish you would explain your logic in saying that...

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it contains so much logic you can't understand it.

I wish for raccoons!

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they're all rabid.

I wish I had a weevil.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's the pokemon Weevil and you have it on your DS.

I wish for a doorbell to my room.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but when someone presses it, it plays Justin Bieber.

I wish I could defenestrate Justin Bieber.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but he does the same to you.

I wish for better songs.