Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. It's got rabies... and it bites you. Bye, now.

I wish for Super Mario Galaxy 3.

 

[Secret Master]

Granted, but the game is glitchy and doesn't do anything unless you use the secret cheat/hack code; then it resembles
Super Mario Bros "Minus World" and once you win that, It goes back to the glitchy coding screen!

Huh? What's that doing up there?

I wish that nobody else will ever reply to this topic

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, the thread dies and people move on with thier lives.

I wish for a rocket to Mars.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but teh aliens go nom nom nom on you.

I wish for a fish

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Granted, you eat it raw and get a parasite.

I wish I had more mod powers.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you overuse them and you get dismodded.

I wish for Basketball Skills

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but you lose all other skills

I wish for nothing

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish I had a robotic arm.

 

[Marioguy1]

Um...that's what I wished for...you're supposed to make it something I never would have wished for

So I shall not grant your wish and make your robotic arm strangle you.

I wish you would get it right this time

P.S. Go to chat :D

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Granted, I get it right, but you didn't get the right item.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you run too much and asplode.

I wish for Mr. T

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. He yells at you for being a FOOL.

I wish I was Waluigi.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you hit your head on a pipe for being so tall.

I wish I was powder

 

[WaluigiWare]

Granted. Some person snorts you.

I wish I was strong.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but everyone else is stronger

I wish I was stronger than everybody else

 

[Secret Master]

You are; you're so strong that everyone hates you and hurts your feelings.

I wish that this nobody will reply to this thread.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but I reply anyways

I wish people would keep replying to this thread

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but we all turn fat n' ugly.

I wish for bleagh

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but bleagh is stupid.

I wish I had pancakes.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but theyare poisionis and kill you

I wish for The All American Rejects

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they reject you.

I wish I had some tape.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you can't listen to the tapes.

I wish for Bowser

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he burninates you.

I wish I had a vuvuzela.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZB! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZB!

I wish for T.I.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he stabs you.

I wish I had a mullet.