Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Marioguy1]

Granted but it takes over the world and exterminates all raccoons.

I wish for a raccoon-killing pet monster

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's also a Marioguy killer.

I wish for a pony

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it's a unicorn and it impales you on it's horn.

I wish for death.

 

[Marioguy1]

Granted but he's a puppy and he bites you

I wish for a kitty :D

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it has rabies.

I wish for rabies.

 

[Secret Master]

Granted, but everyone ignores you for the rest of eternity.

I wish this thread would die and no one would ever post again

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but your leg falls off.

I wish for corn.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it's eaten by locusts.

I wish to be immortal.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you are in Somalia.

I wish for more awards.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they all take months.

I wish for it to be monday

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you have to go to school.

I wish for more baseball.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you only get one for not using the plural.

I wish

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but the Genie sues the thing you wished on and you have to give it back.

I wish Viacom shut down.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Bye, SpongeBob! Bye, MTV! Bye, Paramount Pictures! Bye, Comedy Central! Bye, Spike! Bye, TV Land! Bye, GameTrailers! Bye, Neopets!

I wish for a scarf.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, it suffocates you.

I wish Xbox shut down.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it takes Nintendo with it.

Iwish for

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you get so smug your friends do not like you.

I wish Xbox 360s all blew up.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but they're exploisons are like atomic bombs.

I wish for acid

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it burns your face off.

I wish for everyone to hate Xbox.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they also hate you.

I wish for a thumbtack.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but they also hate you.

I wish for a thumbtack.

They can't I hate Xbox too.

Whatever that is, you choke on it.

I wish for more posts.

 

[Secret Master]

Granted but the posts are on a different thread and they're written in Russian so you can't read them.

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[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you egirfvd rfsdg rr r re e

 

[ralphfan]

You didn't wish for anything.

I wish for spam.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

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I wish for a pet cat.