Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Uniju]

Granted. Nothing more to say because that is a bad thing.

I wish I knew Icelandic.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you can't visit Iceland or any Icelandic territories, so your knowledge of the language is useless.

I wish I had a longer tongue.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's longer by a molecule.

I wish for Milk

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's rotten yak milk.

I wish I had a baseball.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Grated, but it's all chewed up by a dog.

I wish for a wish.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish I had some beef jerky.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's a jerk-y

I wish for freedom

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you're in the middle of the desert.

I wish I had a bear.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it goes rabid.

I wish for Liberty

 

[Iamthedude]

granted, but there's no justice and you get put in jail for having too much liberty.
I wish for a credit card made from indestructible materials that had 1 million dollars on it.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's a phony.

I wish for Justice (Victoria Justice)

 

[Iamthedude]

Granted, but it's a really old and wrinkly victoria from 50 years in the future.
I wish the next poster was awesome.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you wasted your wish.

I wish for bragging rights

 

[Iamthedude]

granted, but they're only available for 2 minutes after you post.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted.

I wish for coconuts.

 

[Iamthedude]

granted, but they are rotten and falling apart and completely disgusting.
I wish that the next poster's house would burn in an electrical fire.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but I sue you for burning it.

I wish for x-ray vision

 

[Iamthedude]

Granted, but the x-ray vision is a little too good and you no longer can see anything within 50 feet of you, making life very difficult.

I wish that everything I wanted to happen would happen in the way that I wanted it to happen now and forever. try to corrupt that one!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but that wish was wasted.

I wish for a soul

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's Osama bin Laden's soul.

I wish for Metallica.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but they're always talking about :snug:.

I wish for no school

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you get detention.

I wish for cinnamon raisin bread.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you choke on it and die.

I wish for bad luck.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, a black cat fall out of the sky and you catch it

I wish VotW (Venture of the Wiki) part. 25-27 will come sooner

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but you dislike it.

I wish for a better computer