Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but now we post in spoiler tags.

I wish the werewolves won in Werewolf '73.

 

[Mario Master1]

Sorry, can't grant you that becuase they can't

I wish I had a giant block of non-poisoned cheese

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but some one puts dynamite in it, instead.

I wish for my school to serve good food.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you're allergic to it.

I wish I had a sniper.

 

[Mario Master1]

Granted but the sniper shoots you

I wish I had some thing that I could eat that you won't poison or blow up

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's nasty.

I wish for to stop sending me friend requests

 

[Mario Master1]

Granted he skips the request and now he's your best friend ever

I wih I had a friend like

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you don't know what he does to you.

I wish for Dk to go to jail

 

[Mario Master1]

Granted but you're forced to break him out and now he likes you even more

I wish I had a pet EDOFENRIR

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it barks at you.

I wish for to know how much I hate him.

 

[Mario Master1]

Granted but still loves you

I wish would love me as much as he loves you. whoops not possible​

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but he doesn't love me.Hey, that's actually good

I wish for a goat

 

[Mario Master1]

I'm too busy moping over how doesn't love me to give you a goat

I wish loved me

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted.

I wish for a goatee.

 

[Mario Master1]

you already have one, and hair all over the rest of your body at that

I wish I had a goatee

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but the goat it came from kicks you.

I wish for some peace.

 

[Mario Master1]

Granted, But it is taken wrongly and so we grant you eternal peace (death)

I wish I didn't have to lose Baby Mario bloops to his bad wish

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but you have lose to his good wish.

I wish for leess confusing wishes.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it is more confusing wishes

I wish for r

 

[unit4545]

Granted but it is more confusing wishes

I wish for r

I wish for less r

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

I wish for less r

I wish I didn't make bad choices (like this post).

 

[Mario Master1]

Granted but the bad posts are getting lonely and they finally grow to hate you and so the atack you and kill you.

I wish I had a pet Ralph

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he eats you.

I wish dinner was ready.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but in Soviet Russia, Dinner Eat YOU!

I wish for a dress. I can explain

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but a lumberjack steals it from you.

I wish I'd been a girlie just like my dear papa.