Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

I wish for a tie.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's a scoreless tie. (See? I turned clothing into sports.)

I wish for the throne.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but some one slams it over your head.

I wish I had a butler.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you name him Cheddar.

I wish I had a wheel.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it`s square. i wish for a cheeseburger.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it has been poisined.

I wish for an unpoisoned cheeseburger.

 

[unit4545]

You mispselled poison

I wish for you`re face to explode.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

You used Your wrong.

I wish for smoneone to try to bounce a check.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but paper doesn`t bounce.

I wish for an oil mine.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it drowns you in oil.

I wish for a goat.

 

[unit4545]

Garnted. btu it eats your pants.

I wish for a wikipedia writer.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it is a horrible one.

I wish for less spelling errors in this thread.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it has less posts as well.

I wish for a valuable coin.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it it was vauable a long time ago.

I wish for some good luck.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but you have more bad luck.

I wish for unlimited cheese.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it is covered in mold and rotten.

I wish for some steak.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but cows invade your face.

I wish for more wishes!

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but they lower you IQ each time.

I wish for a more artistic lifestyle.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but you still suck at art.

I wish for spikey hair.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Who said I sucked? Anyways...

Granted, but it too heavy and you break your neck.

I wish to be someone else for a day.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but you`re justin bieber.

I wish for cookies

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but they are made with spiders.

I wish I was able to have 2 lives.

 

[unit4545]

Grannted, but on you`re second life you live for 1 month.

I wish for infinite lives!

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but you go insane, when every one you know dies.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but that wish was wasted.

I wish fo a crab.