Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ralphfan]

Granted, but everyone asks, "can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?"

I wish for an æ and an ø and an œ and a ß.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but they morph and somehow spell - Biance.

I wish for 2 lives that run at the same time. (2 people at the same time, my original point I was trying to make above...)

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it gets odd.

I wish for a stable.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the horses left and you have to clean all their shit.

I wish for a stapler.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it staples your lips together.

I wish I had my own comedy show.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it not funny.

I wish for an adjective.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, but the adjective is so long that you don't even use it

I wish VotW and User Soup will come out soon

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but User Soup is always on Sunday.

I wish for more hockey.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but the Sharks get too tired from playing so much.

I wish BMB wasn't going to delete his story on UP.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you delete yours. Some people would say I didn't corrupt that wish at all.

I wish I could stay home tonight.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you have to work.

I wish for a car.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's a smart car.

I wish for another A's 20-game win streak.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but they have a 40 game lose streak.

I wish for the Beatles

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they're wacked out on drugs.

I wish for a dock.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you get a Doc. instead.

I wish for Maradona to return.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but they thought you said Michael Jackson. hahaha.

I wish for some common sense.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it is rare among others.

I wish for a door

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it leads to to a guy who shoots you dead.

I wish for my own theme song.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it goes: doot.

I wish for a state

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it's caled:New Stupidsdale.

I wish I had Buffalo Wings.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but Buffaloes don't fly.

I wish for a ship.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it's titantic.

I wish I had cookies.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but 'tis nasty.

I wish for a goat.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it eats your pants.

I wish I they had made Mother 3(the real GBA version) in english.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but I don't know I they.

I wish for a bag of tea.