Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish for a plush of Jorge.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it nukes UP.

I wish for a series of MW-themed cards, a card game and a 4kids dub.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it begins too many fads, and some many vandals come and nuke the wiki.

I wish I had my own soda line.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it is horrible.

I wish for a raptor

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but it mauls you.

I wish I was an internet sensation.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you get made fun of.

I wish for no haters.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but everyone, including , loves you too much.

I wish a series of Super Mario Wiki plushes were created.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but Ugo is one of them.

I wish for a lazor.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but "You shoot your eye out!" Christmas Story refrence.

I wish I had my own MW plushie of my sprite that dominates the market.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but you can't afford it.

I ish for a sprite pack.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but 7-Up is better.

I wish for to leave. Now

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but he comes back i wish for world peace!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but nothing cool happens now.

I wish for a new sport.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the sport is raccoon hunting.

I wish for a boot.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it kicks you in the butt.

I wish for more facepalms inflicted on aliens.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you annoy people even more.

I wish for a seesaw.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it breaks.

I wish for plastic.

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Granted, but we give you plastic surgery.

I wish I had something to eat.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it is inedible to eat for the next 200 years.

I wish for some sound right now.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's the sound of vuvuzelas.

I wish the Serbian fans at the Italy-Serbia soccer game weren't assholes that caused the match to be canceled.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but now it is the Italians that cause the next match to be canceled. hahaha.

I wish Ralph could stop getting so work up about sports.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but some body else does.

I wish homer simpson was smart.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they had an episode for that called HOMR.

I wish I had season tickets.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's season tickets to justin bieber concerts.

I wish i was made of money.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but it's Euros.

I wish I could go to Turkmenistan.