Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but your future doesn't look good

I wish for people to sign up for the World War II Mafia

 

[Waffleraven497]

Granted but....

I WISH FOR FISH

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted but you only get Minnows

I wish for a barricuda

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you learn to spell it properly.

I wish for a carrot.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but it's dirty

I wish for my dog to stop limping

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but he gets rabies.

I wish my tongue was longer.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but it is so long you choke on it

I wish for me to be alive in DK Mafia

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you get lynched.

I wish Regis Philbin was more senile.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted but he gets drunk and dies


I wish for a pumpkin

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it's cursed.

I wish to die.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you rise from the dead as a zombie!!!!

I wish for more mafias

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you are lynched in Day 1.

I wish Justin Bieber wouldn't perform at HP Pavilion.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but he performs at your house.

I wish for Ralph to get great gifts for no reason.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but you don't get any.

I wish more of MCD's wishes could be amazing.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but less of them become about you.

I wish Ralph became President.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but he gets mistaken for Obama

I wish for Kirby's Epic Yarn

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but your Wii is stolen.

I wish I knew the words to "Rapper's Delight".

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but then that's the only words you can say

I wish for the snow to fall

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish for hailstones to rain on people who hate Ralph.

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but the hailstones are the size of minivans.

I wish for a bag of frozen peas.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but your Wii is stolen.

I wish I knew the words to "Rapper's Delight".

The words are easy.


Granted but they taste like a bag.

I wish for a shack

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but I don't know which shack you want

I wish to have my sprites finished on Userpedia

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but they suck.

I wish I won't regret staying up late.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but you regret nothing

I wish for banana pancakes

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but I spit in the batter.

I wish it wouldn't rain.